Bad Boys On TikTok

fr (69th reply)

*must not forget the sculls

- pretend like you are carrying cactuses and you are avoiding the spikes

That guy with glasses 🤓 looked like Drew gooden

Also... *must have an addiction to one (of three) of the following, m3th, cigarettes, alcohol. *must have at least one dead (or GoNe) parent so the origin story makes sense (it never did but...). *has to have a mouth scar that you MUST cover with a mask. Period.

@Mihika his dad was too busy doing vampire things

It’s bc his dad didn’t come back with the milk

Right?? I really love that line too, it's so clever and it rhymes perfectly

now this is comedy

I'm the 9,000th like and it's an honor.

i wish this was like the jeremy renner app where i can like multiple times

Relatable

@send_help_to_Tas moral of the story: stop caring about people

poetic

NOOOO IT WAS FUNNY THEN YOU HIT US WITH THE (im crippled) 😂😂 gotta love a guy with humor😂😂😂

Duuuude

Holy shit Gerald way mcr

Well that escalated very quick

Lol “cringing” came to my mind too

I said vomiting but this is better

Cringe causes extreme compression of the red and white blood cells, as well as the involuntary contraction of muscle tissue, believed to be caused by electrical impulses from the brain, which in turn is caused by specific visual, auditory, or tactile stimuli. The stronger the stimuli, the stronger the electrical stimuli, the more severe the symptoms. The level of electrical impulses that course through the body is measured in Cringe Voltage Quotia (CTQ) 10 CTQ: tightening of face muscles, alight wincing. 50 CTQ: extreme facial tightening. Grimace. Fidgeting. 100 CTQ: muscle contortion, small but uncontrollable body movements. Prolonged exposure may lead to muscle cramps and aches. 500 CTQ: extreme muscle contortion. Muscle aches and cramps. Heart palpitations. Sensation similar to electroshock therapy. Prolonged exposure may cause damage to the circulatory system and brain tissue. 1000 CTQ: extreme muscular damage, tremors, seizures. Prolonged exposure leads to death. 10000 CTQ: death. The body will become fried like a computor component that has suffered a power surge. Cringe of this level has only been witnessed on tiktok.

Nono, its... "Swooning" Gninoows That sounds like... g'news which means... the opposite of swooning is goodnews danny!!, its good news!!!

I thought he said “what is the opposite of spooning” and I was v confused

I definitely did not use this as an excuse to re-watch the video with captions

The captions on this video are like a million times better than the captions on some Netflix shows

I’m not deaf, but I get really happy when I see vids with typed out captions for this reason

ikr?! I get happy enough when they turn on auto generated, but then they actually type it out, then they actually make it funny??

Same! I’m hard of hearing and it’s so great

Ok will do. 🌝

*signs*

sign me tf up mhm mhm

SIGNS yes

*signs*

Fr bro

"Circus" by 'Fox Szn' was my top song on spotify last year. I found that hilarious, but also not that surprising.

slap harder than legal

My dad is rich finna be on my Spotify wrapped

@Jodie 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Yes.

@Jodie yes it is bad. very bad

nah, i was in my flight or flight response.

For me its just ×v×

@Jodie Definitely

Tiktok was still in its Musically era then, and boy was it a hoot and a half

I think Laura films many of his videos

@Keyana S. literally read that in his voice and that aha nonsense that he does😂

The four genders

Kurtis conner is a country boy 🤠

melanie martinez: i’m not a bad guy

Drew: hard rock boy

PLS MAKE IT

Turn up the pitch boom remix and it’s no longer stealing

@Simptress yes

@just a smøl tøwn gir Dancore

I love that line too. I generally just call people "baddies" for that reason.

Being a bad boy is a grindset, not a gendered term 😂😂😂

That''s because being a bad boy is a state of mind, my friend.

@North Korea Uhh no man hell no what kind of north korean propeganda is this?!

@North Korea what?

i read this in my best doofenshmirtz voice

MY NAME IS DOOF AND YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY *WHOOP WHOOP*

@Cheese 🗿

Yeah

I wish I could hit the thumbs up button on your comment a million more times

Not my school, your school was cursed

@Astrid L maybe they should teach men not to objectify women, instead of teaching women that if we dress a certain way, it's our fault we're objectified under the guise of "safety" :) Your dignity, value, and pride should not come from your appearance, I'm sorry anyone ever told you differently. You can present your body however you want. And just like a man, you shouldn't have to be afraid when you do. That's the equality I strive for and hope others do to.

@mike ellchuk That's exactly what they were! Thank you for giving me a name to use for the look xD

bro is minecraft steve

And awfully enough, he looks like a boy I used to know in elementary school. Which got me sympathizing that though likely this is a different guy and its just a resemblance, I do pity all the kids who used to know him who grew up to be normal. I mean, just the mere resemblance feels like a violation of my childhood. Imagine actually knowing him.

I'm a bad agender.

Yeah you can be a *"bad girl too"*

D I V A to quote gus and eddy: boys support boys and anyone can be a boy

Well thank god, imagine if this species reproduces

Update?

@beems you had no right to say that 💀

actually his bones are squishy

@nope their name is "mediocre kid ann"

@that one guy I got u. Imma use that as my make a wish.

Seems like an early 2000 movie that has some fucked up moral and I desperately wish it was real

Honestly it’d be super cute if the movie was about an elderly couple overcoming relationship issues that revolve around aging and approaching death, knowing that they’ll be irreversibly separated so they want to make the most of their current situation.

Omg i cant wait for the series ^^

Let’s see how long it takes Hallmark to make that and add it to their never ending pile of romance movies

Ikr

I’m binging them this week lmao

me too im binging them all

LMAO

This might be my favorite comment I’ve ever seen on this app holy shit

Happy, everyone can be happy, everything will be happy. Join the Happy Community and you will too be happy. -Happy Community

Your grandpa sounds rad af! 😍👍 Grandpas can be the coolest.

That’s me lol

i am a greg and yes it is pretty cool

That’s me

Hi I'm here to reach you about your car's extended warranty

@damn mine too lmao

Your not alone🤣

Man I’m old, I thought it was weird that they lip sync’d at all

I was not expecting that song at all

milk make u TUFF.

I don’t think anyone got the joke, sorry man.

YEE YEE

The Holy Trinity

wow the same person likes all those boys!

The 3 most important element's

Happy, everyone can be happy, everything will be happy. Join the Happy Community and you will too be happy. -Happy Community

FR!!

♥️

I'm a cat! Fear me! The old man dies, so does the dog, there’s a dog, you know what EVERYONE DIES

I'm a cat! Fear me! Yeah like Endgame 😒

This joke was a home run.

13:57 if you turn on subtitles the editor doesent know how to describe the music lol

Me too

R u coping a comment?

I need your loving hands to come and pick me up And every night I miss you

@TheParagonIsDead its an real movie plot lol

why does that sound so real

The song was dope af

Zane Gelsinger it fuckin slappsss

he’s my fucking manager😂

I went to the doctor with my little brother and I was doing tiktok dances and filming tiktok and then my doctor asked why I was doing tiktok dances than for the next 5 mins she was talking about tiktok and explaining it to my mom

thats something my friend woul do

"This is why I go to the black market "

@Carmi that actually happened 😭😂 The patients sued, too

JustYvie I'd just walk out before he could do anything.

@Augustus Cooper2 lol you’re quite late then. But yea he does, haha. Just now starting to watch him again? if so, niceeee

Wait Danny has a wife???? I watched him on vine as a kid oh wow

😂

Sure will be a "pickup" line

Yes

And Quotev

@Abdeldjalil Azri fan fiction

Lol

@Feral Daisy the werewolves are there, I guess. I’m never on that side of Wattpad.

God, I remember those. They were terrible yet hilarious.

that genuinely helped me understand the situation better thx

@RONIT you don’t need to worry. It’s all in good fun. Danny is probably in on the joke.

@RONIT ah yes, if you have soft hands you aren't masculine apparently

It's the thought that counts

@Vibe_Ghost did you have a stroke while writing all of your comments 💀

LMAO

@I can’t Breathe *10 seconds before disaster…*

XD tru

He should take Conan O'Brien s spot once it achieves the right height

@Name his hair is feeding off of our views!

Fr

Hey nice pfp, pon and zi is the cutest webcomic I've ever seen

minju 🤨📸

Lol

™

UNRELATED BUT I LOVE YOUR *Profile Picture™* LMAO

THE TRADE MARK