BIGFOOT is BIG ANGRY

Bob and wade: *die in like two hits from bigfoot* Mark: *survives 10 or so attacks, a bear mauling, trying to jump off a cliff and blowing himself up*

Mark trying desperately to die but getting hit and run over and over by Bigfoot was like Greek myth level of irony.

Mark: **hunting for totems** Meanwhile: "Oh you're so fast!" "Bob he knocked you down" "Yeah he did tho!" "..." "Oh shoot, hey Mark?" "Yeah?" Game: *"Muyskerm was sent to heaven"*

The delivery from Wade concernedly saying "GUYS..?" to screaming "HE'S IN THE CAMPER!!!" at 21:00 absolutely SENT me! I couldn't stop laughing and ended up falling off the couch.

“If you guys are big fans of Santa don’t come in here” is probably both one of the strangest and most ominous things I’ve ever heard Wade say, with or without context

I love how Mark keeps saying they'll be safe hiding in the cabins- where all the doors and windows have already been broken down.

Everyone: "There aren't enough totems!" *_Visible space for more than one body on the pedestal_*

23:10 markiplier: trying to save his friends Also mark: looting every place he comes across

So, the tale of Flark is that he rescued his friend, abandoned his "forgotten friend" Glade, list his friend he saved, and steuggled to die. And still to this day, does no one know the name of the friend he lost TWICE.

22:21 Even a bear almost killed Mark right there, it's like the entire forest is trying to get rid of them

Due to his unkillable nature, Flark somehow managed to kill Bigfoot, who had killed (and only killed) his friends. Despite the victory and his friends being avenged, Flark screamed at the sky, "God damn it, let me die!" To his late friends' amusement, Flark lived for a hundred and one years. The End.

“Videoblogger Daniel, his model girlfriend, Alexa, and their photographer friend- *ETHAN* ?! Oh no!~” The combination of the way Mark said his name and the Lixian editing Ethan’s face in killed me 🤣

Mark: support this game and its developers Also Mark: *points out copyright infringement*

After Wade said "dick our wounds" and they kept saying "don't come" and "yes, come", I could not stop laughing. 😂

I’m glad Mark went out of his way to mention the situation the game’s developers have found themselves in. That they stuck with the project while simultaneously running from an active war really is something else. I respect that resilience and dedication immensely.

16:32 "If we just hide in the camper he can't hurt us right?" "Probably yeah, that sounds about right..." 21:03 *Chaos* 21:50 *Even more chaos*

"One day the trio would defeat bigfoot/yeti. Flark, Gade and boob set out once again to challenge the hairy monster once more...would they succeed? Or perish once more?" Intro for the next big foot/yeti episode. You're welcome.

Mark: "You guys are very far from me!" Wade: "Yeah I used my legs." 12:53

The end of this play through was just Mark seeing how much he could handle… turns out… a lot

Love that Bob become “Flark’s” narrator in a sometimes-mocking vibe like that of the Narrator in Stanley Parable

"He's in the camper!" Has to be one of the most iconic lines said by anyone doing a playthrough of this, I've heard it from nearly everyone I've seen play this and it never fails to crack me up.😂

_"Flark shot his stupid gun fruitlessly, repeatedly loading more shells and firing them, knowing in his heart of hearts the absolute and utter futility of his actions."_ Narrator Bob was a wonderful addition to this adventure xD

Bob: "Hey Mark" Mark: "Oh no..." Game: "Muyskerm was sent to heaven" Me: *Dies laughing*

I love all these collaborative games where the gang is hunting stuff

It’s amazing that it never occurred to them to put both bodies in Stonehenge circle at the same time before putting the 4th skull down lmao.

Bob: “I hope he comes back and smacks the shit out of you” “OH look hes coming back to smack the shit out of you !😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mark has the dad listening but not listening "hmm" down really well during story time.

*Mark sees innocent animals minding their own business* Mark: IT'S COMIN RIGHT FOR US!!!

Thank you, Mark! We are developing a new Yellowstone map, so soon we will delight you with interesting content! ❤🇺🇦 We spend part of our income on charity (we opened a fund to help Ukraine), so your words and support are very valuable. We also continue to develop the game. And even if we have to move to the moon, we will fully release the game nevertheless!

Bob and Wade: *Looking for Bigfoot* Mark: *enjoying a pleasant hunting trip*

Lmao "Get a pic of me and this moose" I love that mark actually smiles when getting his pic taken.

I glad the developers were able to get out unscathed by the conflict in Ukraine. Not as many were as lucky as them. I hope everything will work out for them from this point on

Thank you, Flark, for bringing us happiness through laughter during these dire times. Your story is inspiring, even when faced with the undoubtedly frustrating and dangerous task of resurrecting your friend, you pushed through. It is incredibly motivating to see such bravery in someone so stupid, it makes me realise...maybe there is hope for me. To anyone reading this, remember: even though you are not Flark, you must stay strong, even if faced with something as terrifying as the Fig Boot. And also, don't stay in a camper at night when there is only four totems. That is all. Farewell for now, Flark. You will be remembered. ❤💖💗

Holy shit Mark is coming back after his break playing every game I've wanted him to play for the first time or again. And I'm sure I'm not the only person absolutely loving the trio and everything they do.

I like how mark actually smiles for every picture he takes in the game

"hey shoot him again when u get up if u can" mark: "oh i dont need to i got axe big" had me dying 33:38

I have watched this episode no less than 5 times since its release, and I think it's officially become my favorite Markiplier episode.

whenever these three idiots get together I know I'm gonna be laughing the whole time. Love you guys!!!

Bob and wade: *screaming and dying* Mark: *laughs and ignores them* Bob and wade: "Hey mark... We're dying" Mark: "Oh no ..."

"HES IN THE CAMPER!!!!!!" Im literally laughing so hard rn at that one little thing- my god- It even gets funnier and funnier the more you watch it- mark,bob and wade are most probably the best comedic trio ever- Scene - 21:02

Love how Mark’s Computer nerd character ends up being the single most badass member of the group

*last time they played* Wade: *shoots* Mark: WARN PEOPLE WHEN YOU SHOOT *Now* Mark:*Shoots*

I always struggled to find enough peace of mind to fall asleep. And your videos always help me wind down enough to knock out. Tho it is strange considering a band of merry men going to F up a big foot for stepping in the wrong side of the woods is what it took to fall asleep. XD love your content.

This is EXACTLY what I've been looking for, Mark, Bob and Wade make such an amazing trio.

I love how at 20:10 you can see them all look in the direction of the call and you can triangulate exactly where it came from just by where each are looking.

Wade’s cry he’s in the camper had me dying of laughter then both wade and bob’s cry right after. The disappointment in mark voice when bob said hey mark then the notification right after 😂😂

Side note I would love to see these guys play a hunting game together and just end up running from the scary animals and spend twenty minutes trying to hunt a rabbit

just some tips : - place cameras in front of any cave you find, campsites, and your RV (you can kinda do whatever, but the caves are the best spot) - taking pictures of the evidence can end the game (i pretty sure) - those skulls can be used to revive a player (just as i typed that you guys found it, ~19:45) i think you need five or four of the skulls, not sure

Markiplier: “We are sightseeing.” Wade: “Let’s capture some rocks.”

Wether they’re hunting ghosts, demons, aliens or Bigfoot I love when they get together to cause mayhem😌

Man I missed this game, such a classic. Shame that the devs are in rough spot!

I was having a really bad day and needed some cheering up, thank you guys, I really needed this today.❤️❤️❤️😊😊 Whenever I'm feeling kind of down, your's Bob's and Wade's laughter and humor, and just general happy good vibes, always make me feel just that little bit better that I needed.❤️ Thank you, all three of you. (Plus Lixian of course!😊)

The fact that Bigfoot just didn't kill Mark, and nothing else seemed able to while Bob and Wade just died, Bob did so twice and Mark just couldn't.... This was soooo funny.

Word of advice: when bigfoot is attacking, don't bother running from him. He starts swiping until he can land one of his special attacks. If you just dont move- as Mark did when he was trying to die- bigfoot will go straight for the special move, which will deal a lot less damage to you than if he were to swipe you twenty times.

I like how Mark was the guy who went on his own and was safer than Bob and wade

Never knew about the devs, I hope they all can regain confidence in these hard times!

Props to the developers for working on the game despite the chaos ensuing in their home. Glad they made it out okay :D

i love watching them play this game, its so OG for this trio, and even though they spend most of the time walking around doing mostly nothing its somehow always entertaining lol

Lixian showing up makes me happy, it feels like it’s been so long since he’s been in videos regularly

14:50 mark asking who needs a med kit just for big foot to show up behind the other two 😂🤣😂🤣

This is how I imagine them to be if they were all lost in the woods together: Any noise they're just like AUGHHH WHAA FUCK

0:32 Oh THANK GOD I'm already crying thinking about it. Thank god they are safe! Bless you Mark for that little bit of information! 😭😭🙏

16:44 "I dont dick my wounds" surprising answer, considering Mark is a masochist, guess he's 50% masochist 50% not masochist

(in bob's storytelling voice) Bob's story transcripted Once upon a time, there was a brave young man. Let's call him, "Flark." Flark needed to rescue his friends who were morons, and Flark's bravery knew no bounds. He was brave beyond all reason. Almost insane, you could say, how brave he was. Flark embarked upon a journey to rescue his first friend by walking awkwardly for a long time. Luckily, Flark's biceps and shoulders are literally the strongest things in the universe. He's able to carry, say a dead body, out in front of him like it's a dirty diaper. Doesn't want it to touch anything, but needs to carry it very carefully so as to not spill any of the poopies and/or dead body parts. Flark's quest seemed to be coming to a rather successful end, unless he's an idiot too and doesn't know how this works. Flark truly was the bravest of them all, but boy, was he stupid. Flark found a totem, and ran expeditiously back to Stonehenge, rather proud of himself; ignoring the fact that he had completely fucked up the first time and giving himself credit for doing it right even though it took more than one try. Flark never did give up. He ran jauntily back to Stonehenge, not moving his arms at all. Too much muscle. Flark paid no mind to whatever friend he may have forgotten. Nobody asked for a check in on Glade. - The monster toyed with Flark, knowing that all he wanted was to be put out of his misery and refusing to give him the only thing he truly desired. Flark shot his stupid gun fruitlessly at the monster repeatedly, loading more shells and firing them, knowing in his heart the absolute and utter futility of his actions. Flark stepped into a spiky tree trap. His bravery sustained him. Flark was nigh unkillable-and, an asset here to forth considered a good thing by most humans-but in Flark's quest to end his suffering, his unkillable nature was really most frustrating. He almost could feel himself healing as he wandered aimlessly through the woods. Flark's mind said repeatedly, "Please! End this!" but his troll said, "Not today." The monster taunted Flark, knowing he couldn't even move. Flark's dying thoughts wandered as they often did to the ship of Theseus. Was he even still Flark? How do you decide who a person is? Maybe he was just a stranger he'd never met, dying alone in the woods.

I honestly think this is my favourite series mark does, they make such a great trio and it's just great fun

Mark: Glade, give us your powers Glade: Shwuuuuuw Mark: I feel powerful 😂

"What are you doing Step-Bigfoot?" is generally the FUNNIEST thing I have ever heard Wade say.

This has always beenone of my favorite markiplier games

i love how when wade goes to take a pic of mark, mark smiles as if he’s actually getting his pic taken

damn even through a war they put their game first. really got to respect those kind of people.

Hope there's more to come, I could watch these guys play this game for hours.

Watching Mark playing game plays is most entertaining. I love all his screams. I wouldn't play this game. No one is safe from Big Foot. 😍

I'm so glad Mark is here to stay. He makes me feel happy

Damn I love it when these three play this game. Hope they play more!

I love seeing the boys play games together. More please!

I loved how Mark was just on his own then out of nowhere Wade goes, "Guys...HE'S IN THE CAMPER!" I was waiting for that to happen b/c I remembered something similar happening last time 🤣🤣

i love how mark just calls out any animal name and shoots it, its so funny

I love the bigfoot series that Mark does. I hope he plays more of this in the future

My God Bob's commentary has me IN TEARS! Poor Mark is just trying to end it all and the game won't let him! Oh this is comedy GOLD! XD

I don't know if anyone's said this, but kudos to these developers. Instead of dropping everything, they brought what they needed to keep development going on for this game, despite their situation. It really shows just how much they love their work.

I love watching Flark, Glade, and Blob play games together. Flark, Glade, and Blob are such good friends.

This went exactly how every other playthrough of this game I've seen went, except they didn't notice that bigfoot autoheals. Still hilarious to watch everytime.

Watching all 3 of them getting body slammed by Bigfoot had me dying. 🤣

The day these guys finally defeat bigfoot will be a historical landmark

Mark: Shoots wildly into the woods at a moose Me: He didn't pass firearm safety did he?

Man these three guys are pretty cool, I bet they’d have a high quality podcast available on any platform in which podcasts are accessible. It’d do real good at distracting me from my responsibilities with its quality. Alas, I doubt they’d be up to such a thing.

As a Ukrainian, I appreciate it so much that you encouraged to support Ukrainian game developers!

Yes I love when the trio plays Bigfoot games. 🤣

I have missed Bob and Wade playing along with you it's great and reminiscent of old times I love it

Bob : what do you want a pic with the sign Mark: don't question The Watcher Wade :*takes out camera * Mark: *smiles * ayyyyyy 🤣

Props to the developers. Hope they and their families stay safe

I cannot offer them much, but I wish them the best of luck! Great video btw, keep up the good work!

would love to play with you guys on this XD had this for years and love it. also you guys need to do bigfoot vs players with each other XD

9:45 Mark says he has no idea what Bob's talking about, but his Timore playthrough would disagree. Remember those itchy legs, Mark? How they wouldn't stop, no matter how much you scratched them? Face it, you're not as far above us mortals as you think.

Shoutout to the game producers for updating during a war stay safe!!!

Game Starts: Wade immediately sets himself on fire Mark has a crappy frame rate Bob calls everyone plebs Ethan is kidnapped by Bigfoot

mark thanks for bringing these games back, i love them lol

Thank you for continuing this series, it’s one of my favorites!! 😁😄

21:40 -22:00 is officially my favorite part, hands down.

Thank you for consistently revisiting this game, especially when the devs are from Ukraine. I love seeing you guys play this game!!