Chris Rock's Opening Monologue

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Host Chris Rock at the 88th Oscars® in 2016.


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23 mar 2016






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Yadav Avdhesh Singh
Yadav Avdhesh Singh Hace 9 horas
मेरा यूट्यूब चैनल पसंद आये, सब्सक्राइब करें एवम ग्रुप में शेयर करें, लोगों से सब्सक्राइब के लिए, मेरी तरफ से निवेदन करें। esvid.net/show-UCt1o14iXPu2cpifuklNiElQ
willon50 Hace 2 días
Am I the only one that sees him touching his in-ear like someone is telling him stop or something?
Lancelot Trivino
Lancelot Trivino Hace 3 días
*”Well* *hello* *there”* 😏😎 1:50
Azor Ahai
Azor Ahai Hace 4 días
2:16 Look at fucking racist Christian Bale!
Samantha Thompson
Samantha Thompson Hace 4 días
Only Chris Rock gets to pull this off and walk away as if it never was truthful. Real hardcore truth using humour. Who's still here 2019
Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson Hace 4 días
impeach trump and lock him up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fidas sino
fidas sino Hace 4 días
I love it how when there is a black host it has to be about race.. cuz they can talk about it xd if the joke about rocky was reversed and told by a white guy it would be so racist right..
Akash Kunte
Akash Kunte Hace 6 días
Two years later, Black people say NASA and white people say Jazz.
J Read843 BlackPanther
Fuckin funny asf Chris Rock!
Chinese Gods chosen people Jesus Christ is Shang Di
chris sock puppet, the racist negro who spits on asians faces, ironic that yellow dog eating heathens are out supporting black lives matter, because to black people, no other lives matter. hope this shows the world what kind of dark ungrateful low iq parasites people like chris rock are.
SandoTrini Hace 10 días
In America, the black host will never stray away from black / white comparisons. His entire routine was a cry for help
alex mcmullin
alex mcmullin Hace 11 días
Killing them softly lol
PositiveLastAction Hace 11 días
Chris Rock was an awesome host. I wish he would have hosted this year.
blingximus Hace 12 días
Cameraman on point!
Shawny Samuels
Shawny Samuels Hace 13 días
Chris rock is so wack and I'm black
Janica Hampton
Janica Hampton Hace 13 días
What a amazing way to use your platform. Round of applause
I'm boss to my life
I'm boss to my life Hace 14 días
White people's choice award hahaha
Shemar Williams
Shemar Williams Hace 15 días
Spike got mad. 2019 Oscars, Spike wins an Oscar 🤷🏿‍♂️Congrats to Spike though.
dongkao Hace 16 días
Worst OSCAR opening speech I‘ve ever seen
dongkao Hace 15 días
+Oliver Zay Just a boring speech
Oliver Zay
Oliver Zay Hace 15 días
r u that mad?
Viktor Hill
Viktor Hill Hace 16 días
Nigga ain't she on a tv show? 😂🤣😂
royd77 Hace 17 días
isn't this black/white race thing getting a bit old? Chris pointing out difference in race and skin color every F*cking sentence sounds a bit racist.. Stop dividing people Chris.. Make a movie and get your award. (and no, not as a donkey, a gangsta or a adam sandler movie.. thats not gonna cut it)
Chief Captn
Chief Captn Hace 17 días
Dude obsesses over race man couldint even watch lol
Tikus Keriting
Tikus Keriting Hace 18 días
76% population in America is white. That's why.. Don't only blame the whites
Secundus Hace 19 días
This dude does not look like Chris Rock
Never Not Phil
Never Not Phil Hace 19 días
What's up with that girls upper lip at 3:10 🤔
MegaAshWilliams Hace 21 un día
This is embarrassing. 'Black..'Black...' 'Black...' We get it, sometimes the Oscars seems awfully white. But you know what? Hollywood IS awfully white. If Eminem hosted the Soul Train Awards and started riffing on how there aren't enough white people in the room he'd be thrown out of the building by his ankles. Also, 9 minutes in to a 10 minute speech 'It's not all about race man.' YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME!
royd77 Hace 17 días
Chris rock.. the biggest public racist i have ever seen.. couldn't say 2 sentences without pointing out the difference in race and color.
Martin S
Martin S Hace 18 días
Please don't compare soul train awards to an entire multi billion dollar hundred plus year old industry don't be ignorant
mindcrime2010 Hace 22 días
Can’t beat this....so intelligent and masterful
royd77 Hace 4 días
+Chinese Gods chosen people Jesus Christ is Shang Di We.. You and i. And every other human. And yes, got a frog in my pocket.. Didn't test his IQ though
Chinese Gods chosen people Jesus Christ is Shang Di
+royd77 "we are all the same" who is "we"? you got a low iq racist parasite frog in your pocket?
royd77 Hace 17 días
all i heard was black.. black... race.. racist.. black.. white.. racist.. black.. the man is a racist and it is gettig old.. we are all the same Chris, stop dividing us, get over it!
Kavesh Naidoo
Kavesh Naidoo Hace 23 días
This incredible!! Chris Rock is a legend
Jin Kazama
Jin Kazama Hace 23 días
Everyone in the audience have literally token an L at the old Oscars Chris you rule.😎
Bry Ocampo
Bry Ocampo Hace 23 días
why do black people always cry about black people not being included, i mean i dont care about the academy, but maybe there was no good black performer that year... i mean wtf, why blacks always ahve to be about race?
Gore Hace 24 días
8:28 woah they predicted the black panthers or what ?
Casanova jackson
Casanova jackson Hace 24 días
isabeladorie Hace 24 días
Well that was... ignorant. They shouldn't have pushed Kev that far this year.
mboiko Hace 24 días
Shocking indeed...since the United States is 72% Black.
Joey Doherty
Joey Doherty Hace 24 días
Mike  Jones
Mike Jones Hace 25 días
Truth!!! Spoken eloquently!!!!
Tshepo Marumo
Tshepo Marumo Hace 25 días
A well balanced delivery to a very diverse crowd, love CR
asd Hace 25 días
The beginning of the shitty oscar
ilie ilie
ilie ilie Hace 25 días
They kill it all.. is talkingreal shit here
Jess Jamez
Jess Jamez Hace 25 días
#Savage good sh** Chris!!! 😂💯
Thomas Fundgrube
Thomas Fundgrube Hace 25 días
let's fill the place with hitler's cyanide gas - NOBODY will miss this pedophil satanic bustards
juma Mwasie
juma Mwasie Hace 25 días
James Deng
James Deng Hace 25 días
this monologue is historically remarkable.
Eduardo Mirabal Armenteros
It’s always the same talk about black or gay people just stop dividing simple
gustavo jimenez
gustavo jimenez Hace 25 días
Pure genius
Evets Zerimar
Evets Zerimar Hace 25 días
This isn’t as bad as ppl make it out to be. Ray Charles joke was good.
Trinder3467 Hace 25 días
Oscars 2019 are most anti-white. black panthers my ass.
Gibbet Hoskins
Gibbet Hoskins Hace 26 días
A black guy doing black victimized racism jokes ...how original. Ironically while hosting the actual event. Meanwhile no Asians hosting and none even in the crowd ...yet the Asians giving zero fucks and moving on with their lives.
Patrick Sarona
Patrick Sarona Hace 26 días
The beginning in the video Lol
N H Hace 26 días
I love what you did Chris Rock! Making all the fonies squirm!!! 😂🤣#truth
Ege Urgan
Ege Urgan Hace 26 días
2016 oscars: White people's choice awards. 2018-2019 oscars: Racism is bad movie awards.
Kevin Michael
Kevin Michael Hace 26 días
this too old.. stop to use this as a peptalk..
GEMfanatica Hace 26 días
The funniest monologue in oscar history Thumbs up if you agree
D C'mon
D C'mon Hace 26 días
Best Host Ever. Chris Rock Come Back. The Oscar's Needs You!
shaftshaft Hace 26 días
His monologue prove true today as everyone is talking about some dudes crazy outfit
Chris Andreev
Chris Andreev Hace 26 días
Do black people really get less acting gigs because of their race? Seemed a bit forced, is all... all this talk about black folks.
bonna parta
bonna parta Hace 26 días
The best host ever
Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson Hace 27 días
Sly didnt look happy.
That was interesting.
That was interesting. Hace 27 días
Corvir Hace 27 días
White people are "racist" yet I don't remember any to highlight word "white" as often as this man mention "black". Truly ironic...
Spiral13 UpKat™
Spiral13 UpKat™ Hace 27 días
It's not funny anymore Chris.
Cassiaphire Hace 27 días
blacks support and create an image that does not often cast a black person to have the same image as a white person. the actor has to fit the cast. blacks don't fit many casts because of the image that they seem to support for being 'black'. thus, black actors lack range to fit many roles.
aeopmusic Hace 28 días
Chris is permanently 30 years old
Tom Mcfadden
Tom Mcfadden Hace 29 días
Chris is too good for Hollywood.
Mz Kegz
Mz Kegz Hace 29 días
LOOOL ive never seen so many white people scared to clap, these jokes a hilarious
Vm Abijeet
Vm Abijeet Hace 29 días
The year he delivered this opening monologue I felt it served less impact. Now, after these years coming back to listen it again, I just feel how good was his decision to host and make every white guy in that room uncomfortable. Do pay attention to the part where he focuses the photo session at White House. The question almost resounded every white guy in the room followed by the statement on Leonardo DiCaprio. Why Leo gets parts every year while Jamie Foxx waits for the turn. Kudos Chris Rock, you rock man! Mission accomplished. They can not erase you.
Dumezweni Dlamini
Dumezweni Dlamini Hace un mes
Ray Charles...hahaha
Joseph Vega
Joseph Vega Hace un mes
He could knit a quilt and it would be hilarious
Joseph Vega
Joseph Vega Hace un mes
Chris kills everything he does hes freakin awesome!!!!!!
Gwen Poole
Gwen Poole Hace un mes
"this is the wildest, craziest oscars....." 3 years later....no host.
Sidcup Cyclist
Sidcup Cyclist Hace un mes
What about Asian people Chris, stick to comedy not politics, what your'e kinda good at.
Punkanelly Lovejoy
Punkanelly Lovejoy Hace un mes
Is he referring to the underwear and lingerie by the fashion designer named Rhianna? If he's referring to the fashion underwear then joke is even funnier than I thought.
Kenn Dao
Kenn Dao Hace un mes
Arnab Ghosh
Arnab Ghosh Hace un mes
take a shot everytime chris says "you know"
Dirty Diana
Dirty Diana Hace un mes
If he is white and talking like this about afro-americans, they would call him racist. But this way, the whites calls him only unfunny, nothing else.
Ramón Köhler
Ramón Köhler Hace un mes
Hahaha he's just killing it!!!
Rolling Ormond
Rolling Ormond Hace un mes
Christian Bale such a snob, sits there blank and doesn't clap for anything...
Rolling Ormond
Rolling Ormond Hace un mes
Was this only 2016? Man the Oscars went downhill fast...
#FakeLifeSquad -36
#FakeLifeSquad -36 Hace un mes
The first thing that hit me me was MADAGASCAR!!!!!!
Sindile Mathole
Sindile Mathole Hace un mes
Its the best oscar monologue ever!!!
Miguel Romero
Miguel Romero Hace un mes
J_rab101 Hace un mes
Chris rock exposed the liberal racists
Bruno Dantas
Bruno Dantas Hace un mes
Daaamn, he roasted Jada! 😂😂😂😂😂
Bruno Dantas
Bruno Dantas Hace un mes
I love this dude!
a. Noniem
a. Noniem Hace un mes
Within 3 seconds he brought up race. What a fucking prick.
HN YS Hace un mes
I didn't like the way he spoke to Leonardo Dicaprio. Of course Jamie Foxx is a good actor but I personally don't think he's on the same level as Leo.
7620313 Hace un mes
starting with black-victimized joke? sure... sjws at best
AnonTheNine Hace un mes
*He was trying to say Hollywood is raciest in the nicest manner*
Bruce Terrence
Bruce Terrence Hace un mes
So beautiful this was
Cheetah Cheetah
Cheetah Cheetah Hace un mes
lol Chris. luv ya. but u should go to Africa and watch how whites get treated there. Even shouting in SA parlement kill all whites. so b gratefull, u guys hav a fantastic life u shouldn't complain.
Cushty Hace un mes
Ricky Gervais needs to do this, least people will laugh a good jokes
jeffin g
jeffin g Hace un mes
this is classic mannnnn!!!!
Almighty King Turtle
2:58 he was so close to saying the n word😂
Duckworth III
Duckworth III Hace un mes
I understand that some comedians like to raise awareness for racism using their comedy but when every joke involves race it just gets boring and repetitive.
C John
C John Hace un mes
Brilliantly said ,
Nick Thill
Nick Thill Hace un mes
And also just bcuz someone is famous doesn't mean u need to blow them. I like cr too but damn. Get off his d
Nick Thill
Nick Thill Hace un mes
When he started out maybe but by now... still man?
Nick Thill
Nick Thill Hace un mes
I like chris rock but he thinks about skin color more than the kkk
Sarai KUN
Sarai KUN Hace un mes
Should we Asians protest because there are no oscars nominees?
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