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Greer Barnes: “If I Was a White Woman, I Would Rob Black Dudes” - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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Greer Barnes admits that walking behind white women at night makes him feel uncomfortable. (Contains strong language.)
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13 jul 2019

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Fajar Z.R.
Fajar Z.R. Hace 11 horas
that first bit still get me
Robot Downey Jr
Robot Downey Jr Hace 16 horas
genius
Sam Shambles
Sam Shambles Hace 17 horas
Now THAT... was some funny shit.
Jeyson Serafini
Jeyson Serafini Hace 21 un hora
"Get out of the street brother!" "Vishnu, there are white women everywhere" "Holy shit get in!" That accent killed me! 🤣
Swift
Swift Hace 21 un hora
this dude a deepfake of idris elba on a homeless guy come to life
James Lee
James Lee Hace un día
😁😆😅😄😃🤣😂😀👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
The Great Dragon
The Great Dragon Hace un día
When did Idris start doing stand up?
monique bedford
monique bedford Hace un día
They ARE ROBBING BLACK DUDEZ.... They just DON'T KNOW IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Giuseppina Nibbi
Giuseppina Nibbi Hace un día
genius.
Mikey TK
Mikey TK Hace un día
There are some dark undertones to this bit
Dmytro Picky
Dmytro Picky Hace un día
Greer, sadly this "give me your wallet or i will scream-move is not discriminating against white boys also
Dmytro Picky
Dmytro Picky Hace un día
so Idris Elba not only DJ also a comedian.. damn dude slow down give other ppl a chance))
Dmytro Picky
Dmytro Picky Hace un día
i always wonder who are the people downvoting like the best videos on youtube...
Toni Monet
Toni Monet Hace un día
They are all ready robbing y'all of your souls and freedom why not add wallets.
Maka Ayan
Maka Ayan Hace 2 días
Idris Elba?
Michael Pope
Michael Pope Hace 2 días
I don't like walking behind white women either. That shit stressful
Peaceful Commie
Peaceful Commie Hace 2 días
For all you yuppies who've apparently never seen a homeless person- no he doesn't look homeless. He looks well maintained, clean shaven, all his clothes are spotless... If someone is wearing clothes you've seen bums or dirty kids wear in the movies, that does not mean it's a "homeless look"... these are people who are struggling to survive every day- people who cannot afford the luxury of doing laundry on a consistent basis. If that's what you think homelessness looks like, you should put all your money in the bank, take 1 set of clothes and whatever else you can fit in a backpack, and just start walking. When you get tired? Find someplace. When you get hungry? Depend on the kindness of strangers. Get some perspective.
Xero Punt
Xero Punt Hace 2 días
That opening joke is from "George Wallace late 70s" about not being a comic just standing outside💯 It's here on ESvid
ojkilledmacdre
ojkilledmacdre Hace 2 días
His grey shirt earth tone beanie and beard go so good with that opening joke
Daevon Byrdie
Daevon Byrdie Hace 2 días
My man said Vishnu! 🤣
CLUTCH_AND STICK
CLUTCH_AND STICK Hace 3 días
Black Guy robbed White Woman? Pfft.. Doesn't that happen to an NFL Player every 9 days or so? I actually work in Wireless IT for the Police and Fire Dept (I'm Black, 6'4" 300 pounds). The 4'11" White, IT Mgr for Networking was walking my way I changed trajectories like Ken Norton in "Mandingo" running from Massa's Daughter. This Pixie has accused me of lurking on the Dispatch Floor. She just fired the Puerto Rican Guy like 2 months ago. FTDS! I cut through the Fire Chief's office getting away from her. Wouldn't want to be taken out back and have half my foot cut off like Kunta Kente!
Kairo
Kairo Hace 3 días
The awkward way he moves makes him even funnier
D The Chemist
D The Chemist Hace 4 días
Kinda resembles Idris alba
Bryan Louis
Bryan Louis Hace 4 días
Thought this was Homeless Idris Elba.
Tyler Riley
Tyler Riley Hace 4 días
This is genius.
TioliBoiFatz
TioliBoiFatz Hace 4 días
Bruhhh.. I was like Idris Elba doing stand up now???
dotsNfeathers
dotsNfeathers Hace 5 días
The cab driver
makinyourgirlsweat
makinyourgirlsweat Hace 5 días
Why isn’t this guy famous
Donny
Donny Hace 5 días
Lol... this nigga's name is Greer. Nigga is you angry?
M B
M B Hace 6 días
I just can't imagine was it was like for black men in public anytime before civil rights era. Not that much has changed but it was still much worse than today I would think.
Johnny Rab
Johnny Rab Hace 6 días
i wanna see more greer barnes.He is very funny don't understand why there's so less videos of him
Alpha Male Skrategies
Idris Elba as a homeless cast
Alpha Male Skrategies
Ahh, somebody beat me to it!!
Triple I
Triple I Hace 7 días
1:20 Saaame. Not even a joke - sad to be paranoid about stereotypes.
mi_sally
mi_sally Hace 7 días
that one white woman was laughing really hard.
Cloie Tangonan
Cloie Tangonan Hace 7 días
@Netflix give the guy a special
Robbie Jurca
Robbie Jurca Hace 7 días
I found a gem
Keith Rogers
Keith Rogers Hace 7 días
He look like he was outside of the comedy club chilling n someone ask him if he wanna make five dollars lol ( actually Idris Alba ass nigga is what he look like)
de chenmo
de chenmo Hace 7 días
super real
900one
900one Hace 7 días
One of the best I've seen in forever!!!
Rain LAM
Rain LAM Hace 7 días
Fool 😆😆🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂
Sasha Honey
Sasha Honey Hace 7 días
I had tears of laughter streaming down my face while watching this. I love the shameless way that he laughs at his own jokes.
Carolle Z
Carolle Z Hace 8 días
Loving this !!! Soooo good :)))
Coco Shenel
Coco Shenel Hace 8 días
I work in Manhattan. White people on a whole dont feel comfortable with any black person walking behind them. They always think you're following them instead of thinking you just happen to be going in the same direction as them.
Iain MacLennan
Iain MacLennan Hace 8 días
"My name's not Denzel. " Just as my name is not Vishnu : touché nigg a a a a a! " 😂😂😂😂😂
S. Wright
S. Wright Hace 8 días
"What I look like chasing a white woman " ? Best line of the night.
musclemania30
musclemania30 Hace 8 días
“What I look like chasing a white woman?”..............Funny as hell but very true 😂😂
Seeroos DaShiat
Seeroos DaShiat Hace 8 días
Dude is a fucking legend, how have I not heard of him
sylenceexposed
sylenceexposed Hace 9 días
75% of the jokes told by black comedians have to do with white people.
Minesh Mandia
Minesh Mandia Hace 9 días
Well women actually does that to black brown men so
Betty Thomas
Betty Thomas Hace 9 días
Greer Barnes...BRILLIANTLY FUNNY, IN A COOL WAY!.. I'm keeping an eye on your material/journey. Keep up the GOOD WORK💕
zelda0521
zelda0521 Hace 9 días
love how chill he is on stage! 10/10
Reginald House
Reginald House Hace 9 días
Da fuq! Thought that was Idris Elba
Marcus De Villiers
Marcus De Villiers Hace 9 días
Touche nigga 😂
Marcus De Villiers
Marcus De Villiers Hace 9 días
So.Now I'm walking in the middle of the street
Official Chicken
Official Chicken Hace 10 días
"They asked me if I wanted to make $5" 😂😂
TheRealMonkeyrogue
TheRealMonkeyrogue Hace 10 días
I think she did yoga. Hah!
Ibrahim Dennis Wanjira Muiruri
Touché nigga in that accent 😂😂😂😂
Ibrahim Dennis Wanjira Muiruri
Comical Idris
Nope
Nope Hace 10 días
I watched this on the train...Now I‘m laughing alone like a crazy person
Nemanja Rasevic
Nemanja Rasevic Hace 10 días
meh..
ThothHeart Maat
ThothHeart Maat Hace 10 días
Jordan Peele movie in the making..
abdulaziz yalahow
abdulaziz yalahow Hace 10 días
Hahahaha oh well 😔 comedians tell the truth & make you laugh 🤭 at the same time hmmm 🤔 interesting lol 😂
Uncolored Man
Uncolored Man Hace 11 días
I am Denzel.
Marzan Worldwide
Marzan Worldwide Hace 12 días
This man has been my friend for over 35 years and he has been a working comedian for the last 25 years. He was in the Kevin Costner film “For The Love of The Game “ as centerfielder Mickey Hart and has appeared on numerous Television shows including, David Letterman, In Living Color, and lately Colbert! He has toured the world and opened for Dave Chappelle and Louis CK, both whom consider Greer one of their contemporaries and a master craftsmen of comedy. If you should find yourself in a place where he is performing Go See Him !!! You will be happy you did!
LT Maurand
LT Maurand Hace 12 días
He does a real good “white girl” voice 😂
josefa1212
josefa1212 Hace 12 días
I love his demeanor, like this intentional calm, trying-to-be-serious, but can't keep himself from laughing that is so funny.
Major Tom
Major Tom Hace 12 días
his Indian accent is spot-on
Susannah Montague
Susannah Montague Hace 12 días
OMG I LOVE HIM
Lakshmi Kimmu
Lakshmi Kimmu Hace 12 días
He looks so like Idris Elba.
ciera leal
ciera leal Hace 13 días
This dude is sooo funny😂😂😂
brktoes
brktoes Hace 13 días
LOL
Drew Bernstein
Drew Bernstein Hace 13 días
I think white chicks already do rob brothas. The have the last name Kardashian!
Onechill Braj
Onechill Braj Hace 13 días
he gets comedy. this was amazing
KiN CAMELL
KiN CAMELL Hace 13 días
Much Appreciation
Santiago Loaiza
Santiago Loaiza Hace 13 días
this dude is gold
Siddharth Krishnan
Siddharth Krishnan Hace 13 días
I love his Indian impression lmao
tiny99990
tiny99990 Hace 14 días
I mean... he better lookin than both Idris Elba and Denzel Washington... he is ALSO right about white women robbing black men...even if he did catch the white woman and stop her the cops will get there and arrest him with guns drawn and hand his wallet back to the white lady... aint no cop gonna believe that a white woman cute or not gonna rob no black man... just not gonna happen, black men are feared at a base level for people in law enforcement and in the media, hell probably even a fairly large percentage of the population as well... Don't even think many people notice it, but that can create suspicion and disbelief of a white woman small and petite or not robbing a black man...
Mark K
Mark K Hace 14 días
Funny dude
Clandestined Affair
Clandestined Affair Hace 14 días
😭🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭😭💀
Pete Tong
Pete Tong Hace 15 días
Genius
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