Greer Barnes: “If I Was a White Woman, I Would Rob Black Dudes” - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

that first bit still get me

genius

Now THAT... was some funny shit.

"Get out of the street brother!" "Vishnu, there are white women everywhere" "Holy shit get in!" That accent killed me! 🤣

this dude a deepfake of idris elba on a homeless guy come to life

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When did Idris start doing stand up?

They ARE ROBBING BLACK DUDEZ.... They just DON'T KNOW IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

genius.

There are some dark undertones to this bit

Greer, sadly this "give me your wallet or i will scream-move is not discriminating against white boys also

so Idris Elba not only DJ also a comedian.. damn dude slow down give other ppl a chance))

i always wonder who are the people downvoting like the best videos on youtube...

They are all ready robbing y'all of your souls and freedom why not add wallets.

Idris Elba?

I don't like walking behind white women either. That shit stressful

For all you yuppies who've apparently never seen a homeless person- no he doesn't look homeless. He looks well maintained, clean shaven, all his clothes are spotless... If someone is wearing clothes you've seen bums or dirty kids wear in the movies, that does not mean it's a "homeless look"... these are people who are struggling to survive every day- people who cannot afford the luxury of doing laundry on a consistent basis. If that's what you think homelessness looks like, you should put all your money in the bank, take 1 set of clothes and whatever else you can fit in a backpack, and just start walking. When you get tired? Find someplace. When you get hungry? Depend on the kindness of strangers. Get some perspective.

That opening joke is from "George Wallace late 70s" about not being a comic just standing outside💯 It's here on ESvid

His grey shirt earth tone beanie and beard go so good with that opening joke

My man said Vishnu! 🤣

Black Guy robbed White Woman? Pfft.. Doesn't that happen to an NFL Player every 9 days or so? I actually work in Wireless IT for the Police and Fire Dept (I'm Black, 6'4" 300 pounds). The 4'11" White, IT Mgr for Networking was walking my way I changed trajectories like Ken Norton in "Mandingo" running from Massa's Daughter. This Pixie has accused me of lurking on the Dispatch Floor. She just fired the Puerto Rican Guy like 2 months ago. FTDS! I cut through the Fire Chief's office getting away from her. Wouldn't want to be taken out back and have half my foot cut off like Kunta Kente!

The awkward way he moves makes him even funnier

Kinda resembles Idris alba

Thought this was Homeless Idris Elba.

This is genius.

Bruhhh.. I was like Idris Elba doing stand up now???

The cab driver

Why isn’t this guy famous

Lol... this nigga's name is Greer. Nigga is you angry?

I just can't imagine was it was like for black men in public anytime before civil rights era. Not that much has changed but it was still much worse than today I would think.

i wanna see more greer barnes.He is very funny don't understand why there's so less videos of him

Idris Elba as a homeless cast

1:20 Saaame. Not even a joke - sad to be paranoid about stereotypes.

that one white woman was laughing really hard.

@Netflix give the guy a special

I found a gem

He look like he was outside of the comedy club chilling n someone ask him if he wanna make five dollars lol ( actually Idris Alba ass nigga is what he look like)

super real

One of the best I've seen in forever!!!

Fool 😆😆🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂

I had tears of laughter streaming down my face while watching this. I love the shameless way that he laughs at his own jokes.

Loving this !!! Soooo good :)))

I work in Manhattan. White people on a whole dont feel comfortable with any black person walking behind them. They always think you're following them instead of thinking you just happen to be going in the same direction as them.

"My name's not Denzel. " Just as my name is not Vishnu : touché nigg a a a a a! " 😂😂😂😂😂

"What I look like chasing a white woman " ? Best line of the night.

“What I look like chasing a white woman?”..............Funny as hell but very true 😂😂

Dude is a fucking legend, how have I not heard of him

75% of the jokes told by black comedians have to do with white people.

Well women actually does that to black brown men so

Greer Barnes...BRILLIANTLY FUNNY, IN A COOL WAY!.. I'm keeping an eye on your material/journey. Keep up the GOOD WORK💕

love how chill he is on stage! 10/10

Da fuq! Thought that was Idris Elba

Touche nigga 😂

So.Now I'm walking in the middle of the street

"They asked me if I wanted to make $5" 😂😂

I think she did yoga. Hah!

Touché nigga in that accent 😂😂😂😂

Comical Idris

I watched this on the train...Now I‘m laughing alone like a crazy person

meh..

Jordan Peele movie in the making..

Hahahaha oh well 😔 comedians tell the truth & make you laugh 🤭 at the same time hmmm 🤔 interesting lol 😂

I am Denzel.

This man has been my friend for over 35 years and he has been a working comedian for the last 25 years. He was in the Kevin Costner film “For The Love of The Game “ as centerfielder Mickey Hart and has appeared on numerous Television shows including, David Letterman, In Living Color, and lately Colbert! He has toured the world and opened for Dave Chappelle and Louis CK, both whom consider Greer one of their contemporaries and a master craftsmen of comedy. If you should find yourself in a place where he is performing Go See Him !!! You will be happy you did!

He does a real good “white girl” voice 😂

I love his demeanor, like this intentional calm, trying-to-be-serious, but can't keep himself from laughing that is so funny.

his Indian accent is spot-on

OMG I LOVE HIM

He looks so like Idris Elba.

This dude is sooo funny😂😂😂

LOL

I think white chicks already do rob brothas. The have the last name Kardashian!

he gets comedy. this was amazing

Much Appreciation

this dude is gold

I love his Indian impression lmao

I mean... he better lookin than both Idris Elba and Denzel Washington... he is ALSO right about white women robbing black men...even if he did catch the white woman and stop her the cops will get there and arrest him with guns drawn and hand his wallet back to the white lady... aint no cop gonna believe that a white woman cute or not gonna rob no black man... just not gonna happen, black men are feared at a base level for people in law enforcement and in the media, hell probably even a fairly large percentage of the population as well... Don't even think many people notice it, but that can create suspicion and disbelief of a white woman small and petite or not robbing a black man...

Funny dude

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Genius