Ivanka Trump Doesn't Understand Words

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Donald Trump's daughter is among the most trusted members of his administration. And yet, she appears to have extreme difficulty finding the right... letter compounds? Alphabet parties? Oh, words!!
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27 oct 2017






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Audrey Hace un día
Spell correct changes words.
刘宇龙 Hace 2 días
对了,从依莎貝少女年级,往前推算大约年份奌,全球性秘檔大案事,或许可查出事因组和團之誤以及为什麽,,,??。对了,为什麽東土璽官众人神,宫内自(言爯),卻不知獅子邪会和宫卞史以及購商须求(像无聯合国期困,以及战乱和文述助卞??〉,直接都採購買賣以及学己好比賽??。 田僑仔買賣販王璽官众西薬佛再人神,,,对吧?,经營神族,,,SO,,,。对了,为什麽東土璽官众人神,宫内自(言爯),卻不知獅子邪会和宫卞史以及購商须求(像无聯合国期困,以及战乱和文述助卞??〉,直接都採購買賣以及学己好比賽??,又为什麽加入聯合国後,美俄女使入,又退出聯合国??,又多军備入驻,但,,,人哪??,踩尸而升级,升级後是人神?或英雄姿態想握回皇国?,还是製造问题找无知情或熱爱民族大佬助之,,,??。 田僑仔買賣販王璽官众西薬佛再人神,,,对吧?,经營神族,,,SO,,,。嗯,,,知道了,深穴众结合卫星要反共大陸占據为本图,但,,,是内外盗匪才会有共產国黨名丫??,被內外盗匪迫成共黨名?,卻攻占共產名?,还不是同样像沙国有核恐怖-样高知識恐怖,反而去掉黄种族王,而立己帝免責免攻击免打,,,??,丫不如直接申請就好了丫,为什麽还一大堆迷惑群众文词文法和顛倒思想,,,??。 我们要申請机器战将大軍天使,我们要魔鬼机器大團终结天使驻国黄种族仼天使机器王,,,。叔叔,可以先腦後作用大團天使长喔,,,椅子是誤了电流輸出,会掛掉葛屁掉,唉,失去太多和大机会了,,,??。奇實可以先腦作用点,再电椅无葛屁而作用軍警保標的說,,,??,天使长大團,大慨可能也许,,,天使长怕被竄位,单纯又怕被高知言識後後後後後N後众竄位,,,???。 大慨啦,,,???。 叔叔,,,要不要啦,,,??,鸽子可以助大論,而光明公開創,然後創造天使长大團喔,反正天使长才一位,抵抗不了天使长国,要不要啦,,,?。 不可以讓别人知喔,也不可以跟別人講喔。
Terry Oesch
Terry Oesch Hace 5 días
We are coming for you fake news guzzlers we are going to give you all enemas till you can think again
Adrian Rivas
Adrian Rivas Hace 7 días
Poor Ivanka, I dnt think she realizes how stupid she is
Joey Cornejo
Joey Cornejo Hace 7 días
Moronic Behavior runs deep no matter what Generation
Leonie Arries
Leonie Arries Hace 11 días
Relative basis....oooo
Paul Burns
Paul Burns Hace 12 días
Obviously, cling ons don't fall far from the a-hole.
Johanne Lavergne
Johanne Lavergne Hace 12 días
She does have Donald has a father
DesertEagleV Hace 15 días
To be fair. She is smart. Just never had chance to learn the reality since it doesn't exist for trump.
Daniel Wee
Daniel Wee Hace 15 días
Evon Williams
Evon Williams Hace 17 días
Boy she's just as stupid as her daddy which way did they go Greg
Olli Oxenfree
Olli Oxenfree Hace 18 días
The trump family are kind of like very wealthy hillbillies!
Susan Harrison
Susan Harrison Hace 18 días
This is her secret... Talk... SLOWLY... and EMPHATICALLY....while NODDING your head and maintaining a FEARSOME HYPNOTIC STARE, and MAYBE........ No......One.....will even......reMEMber what it WAS that you WERE SAYING... ... to UNDERSTAND.... that it MAKES........... LITERALLY........ NO SENSE..........AT ALL!!!!!
Susan Harrison
Susan Harrison Hace 18 días
I went to private Colleges, and they were VERY DUMBED DOWN compared to Stae Schools. That doesn't mean there weren't lots of very smart people there, but there were CERTAINLY more STUPID ones!
Rodolfo Ayala
Rodolfo Ayala Hace 18 días
Yea right help women rights what happened.
Doneva None
Doneva None Hace 22 días
I’d say that money trump paid for his dumb kids fake college degrees was otherwise wasted cash but since he was complicit that’s what happens when it's all relative anyway! lol
Elizabeth deVries
Elizabeth deVries Hace 25 días
Ivanka is as stupid as her father. She has been afforded THE BEST EDUCATION POSSIBLE and she is utterly inept. There is NO defense for this Trump moron.
Perry Robles
Perry Robles Hace 27 días
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! Here’s how we cover up this kind of mishap, Melania, in court. One-Word Answers. No tweeting.
Richard Cory
Richard Cory Hace un mes
She gives blondes a bad name by appearing ... dumb.
Joe Harkins
Joe Harkins Hace un mes
she also uses "impact" as a noun. I'm an old guy. So I guess it's not her fault that she doesn't know that there are more accurate, but less dramatic, words such as "effect."
Alexis K
Alexis K Hace un mes
Now we know... university degrees can be bought.
Jordan latimer
Jordan latimer Hace un mes
i guess Colbert doesn't know what words mean either "do rich people get more birthdays than we do?" dudes comparing himself to average people when hes a multi-millionaire lmao
edwin contreras
edwin contreras Hace un mes
Stephen Colbert needs trump to keep his show alive
martinh88 Hace un mes
I think Trump might be priming Ivanka for Presidency in 2024...
Grumpy Hace 4 días
Yup!!! And... he'll be providing her with whatever he thinks she aught to know. She'll be 'allowed' or rather 'made' to appoint him as her vice-president ... loading the cannon that she gets to fire under his paternal 'directions' Grumpy
Barry Sheridan
Barry Sheridan Hace un mes
Whitetail DISPOSAL cheep trash removal....
Femmy Hace un mes
Kind of like ilhan omar lmao
Raymond Domingo
Raymond Domingo Hace un mes
When you are wprth hundreds of millions of dollars,EVERY DAY is your "birthday".
Joe H
Joe H Hace un mes
Pussy ass bitch
Stanislav Kurejko
Stanislav Kurejko Hace un mes
guys you are full of hate Stephen I wish you erection and fuc... stop being asshooo.....
Frankincensed Hace un mes
Ahhhhhhhhhh .... nothing more satisfying than a bunch of butt hurt never Trumpers still squirming years later. lmao
Timothy Kozlowski
Timothy Kozlowski Hace un mes
If this idiotic moron understood them he'd be a lot more funnier.
Virgochic84 Hace un mes
Had me crying. You got me again Colbert.
czgibson Hace un mes
Disgusting ignorant billionaire.
bb77077 Hace un mes
White girls are already horrible. Spoiled white girls are the absolute worst and sadly get away with everything.
Bruce Wing
Bruce Wing Hace un mes
This man is a shill for the dems if he didn't have writers he would be a babbling fool Pooh he is another idiot the country is great no thanks to you
canadmexi Hace un mes
2:11 That is the best line in an otherwise great video.
Walt F.
Walt F. Hace un mes
I'm still wondering why Ivanka Trump/Kushner is named after a Russian international criminal named Vyacheslav Ivankov.
Rudy Straight
Rudy Straight Hace un mes
AOC doesn’t understand taxes lol
Edmund Banks
Edmund Banks Hace un mes
Oh Hell what Bull Shit Got more brains than you Dip Shit Stephen Colbert must be Nice to Have People Pay to see you run your dam Mouth What crap.
Drip Bayless
Drip Bayless Hace un mes
Russian bots are disliking this video
Pia Rossi
Pia Rossi Hace un mes
The GOP need a reality check or prosak to have this people as country leader
Wes Hace un mes
This guy is sick.
Richard Workman
Richard Workman Hace un mes
Awww geesh Edith... Didjaw hafta yous all dem big woids? Why couldn'tcha been more like your husbandologist, Archie?
Orlando Romero
Orlando Romero Hace un mes
Like father, like daughter!
debra smith
debra smith Hace un mes
Please! Please! Please! Don't make fun of Ivanka for words she doesn't know or understand. For goodness sake! Her President father doesn't even know what they mean. How is she suppose to know?
Dease Name
Dease Name Hace un mes
Duh. Tax cuts? The TRUMPS,true Republicans and they didn't even know. Now we all see Republican is just a name.
lamson nguyen
lamson nguyen Hace un mes
crap... stupidity just breeds more stupidity....
Christine Von Lossberg
Daddy thinks she is so hot more than smart.
mynans lefttoe
mynans lefttoe Hace 2 meses
I think that thanks is a very aware and onomatopheare person huh huh huh
Camron Smith
Camron Smith Hace 2 meses
And all the dumb liberals go screaming "LOW IQ!"
Camron Smith
Camron Smith Hace 2 meses
"Do rich people have more birthdays than we do?" - guy with networth over 40 million$
Ana Maldonado
Ana Maldonado Hace 2 meses
I know people like her like to sound intelligent, DAILY BASIS you bimbo no relative. But Stephen is right she is very relative that must be it.
Lin Simone
Lin Simone Hace 2 meses
Do you know how to spell NEPOTISM...Ivanka should ask Melania!
Uaine Diabhal
Uaine Diabhal Hace 2 meses
I love how people almost universally praised these two assholes for being "mature, thoughtful & restrained", in contrast to "poppa" Trump. The only ones who may even POTENTIALLY have half a brain, are that little one & Tiffany; they are AT LEAST smart enough to never be seen with the others in public
Mike Stevens
Mike Stevens Hace 2 meses
She's very sexy when she says complicit ,. What's her name who's your daddy ? Is he big and rich like meeeeee!
George Piccolo
George Piccolo Hace 2 meses
Why is this what you liberal scums talk about. This is the only thing you can do because your so bad at politics and can’t match with republicans!
varelaable photography
Why are the pretty ones so stupid lol 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣
sparkle618 Hace 2 meses
Little wimpy man is so funny!
miran x
miran x Hace 2 meses
Have you noticed that when Ivanka starts talking bullshit her voice gets that raspy, nasally, kind-of-uppity sounding drawl?
Larry Vidaurri
Larry Vidaurri Hace 2 meses
Why cant this guy be normal and make us laugh instead of making fun of people
Carla Costa
Carla Costa Hace 2 meses
She learned from the Wharton School of Finance.
jocelyn hernandez
jocelyn hernandez Hace 2 meses
Boon Swallow
Boon Swallow Hace 2 meses
how many first lady's have any of you guys seen naked? hmmmm
GOOGLE USER Hace 2 meses
*These are the crumbs that President Trump gave the Democrats but didn't want because they don't want a tax break. Especially Pelosi*
Michael R.
Michael R. Hace 2 meses
IVANKA for president
DK SL Hace 2 meses
Trump clan, for the fools of America!!
Randall Lannon
Randall Lannon Hace 2 meses
You are human garbage
Amina Gibson
Amina Gibson Hace 2 meses
Chrysaura Hace 2 meses
Who's surprised here? Having private school diction doesn't mean she's smart. She's as stupid as the rest of her family.
Micheyah Hawwah Roots
She needs a dictionary and a lawyer.
Tommy Hawke
Tommy Hawke Hace 2 meses
If certain Republicans targeted (hilariously apart for it being false) the name Obama, citing it as a 'Muslim' name, therefore he is? Ivanka sounds pretty Russian to me!
indianrunner70 Hace 2 meses
I presume "Theodore" is a dog, they normally have "8months years"
Willis Jackson
Willis Jackson Hace 2 meses
I voted for Trump because I didn't want a practicing witch to be voted into the white house. Would you seriously want a serial liar like Hillary to be voted in? Her husband brought tons of drugs into this country, along with George Bush, and she has a lot of questionable deaths in her past(Vince Foster anyone?). Hillary wasn't even woman enough to talk to her voters when she lost. She sent out that little skinny dude to say,"We're still counting the votes, come back tomorrow". Yeah, right. I used to be a Democrat years ago, but man I'm woke now,
Willis Jackson
Willis Jackson Hace 2 meses
Drwatsonca, Hillary is an evil woman, she is known for lies and coverups, destroying evidence, lying under oath without any punishment, and most of all her anti-Christian agenda. I'm against murdering babies and she's also a warmonger. Chelsea and Hillary have also openly worn upside-down crosses. If she's a Methodist, I'm a rich man, do you know what I'm saying? She's no good. Trump is against abortion and he's for the Christian agenda, which is number one with me.
Drwatsonca Hace 2 meses
You voted Trump because you wanted a guy who lies every time he opens his mouth. You bought the bullcrap from the Republicans and it seems you hate strong women. More people voted for Clinton than Trump but thanks to the electoral college, Trump won. The fact that you called her a witch proves you don't like women in general. You have no proof beyond your own words and thus have to spread your hate.
Patricia Loaiza
Patricia Loaiza Hace 2 meses
I support her...
Drwatsonca Hace 2 meses
So you support a moron who in turn supports her crooked dad.
Patricia Loaiza
Patricia Loaiza Hace 2 meses
Leave her alone you bitch, we are all complicit dealing with your shit. Hurray for resurrection! Osiris daughter.
Tim Stay
Tim Stay Hace 2 meses
Well all I can say is at least she dyes her hair the right color!
planeshavings42 Hace 2 meses
Drwatsonca Hace 2 meses
He is funny but do you know who is even funnier. Trump and his family followed by his supporters who scream that he was appointed by God.
edmizzle foshizzle
edmizzle foshizzle Hace 2 meses
Shes really a Russian spy and she related to Putin I bet u didn't knw that mr and Mrs wise
Ken Evanska
Ken Evanska Hace 2 meses
Ivanka is as thick as her daddy and just as corrupt. Notice how Jr and her are keeping their heads down ? Eric has been told to go read his picture books and not to talk to strangers.
Vessie310 Hace 2 meses
The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.
Bill Wilson
Bill Wilson Hace 2 meses
If Poopy Pants thinks he is so smart why does he support criminal communists for president?
Bill Wilson
Bill Wilson Hace 2 meses
+Drwatsonca That is total Stephen diaper fill. There is NO collusion with Russia by Trump. However, the Uranium One deal is definitely collusion with Russia but by Hillary, Bill and Barry... While President, Bill also colluded with China trading missile tech for money.
Drwatsonca Hace 2 meses
He does not support Trump since we all know that Trump is getting his orders from Putin.
S. L. L. Tilgner
S. L. L. Tilgner Hace 2 meses
Trump learned early that if you ACT super confident and intimidating with a winning smile, then you win. Win anything....women, the presidency, his subcontractors, big contracts. The average human is impressed by this and forget to listen to his words, or get clips of words that he repeats over and over such as, "build a wall, crooked Hillary, fake news." Con-artists know their game, and their job is to manipulate other people and situations for self gain. Trump is one of the biggest con-artist of our time and sadly many people can't see through his fakeness.
Coffee Guy34
Coffee Guy34 Hace 2 meses
Sell out...no one will remember you
Heaven Baker
Heaven Baker Hace 2 meses
Hey there
Sa C
Sa C Hace 2 meses
Ivanka really cares about the average worker. She’s just like her dad and the Republican Party. That’s why she paid starvation wages to her Chinese workers. Elect more Republicans, Red states. They will give you great healthcare, social programs, etc!!!!!!!!!!
Dan Lee
Dan Lee Hace 2 meses
The whole entire world and Galaxy is laughing at Trump and his stupid family.
Heaven Baker
Heaven Baker Hace 2 meses
Dan Lee dont think he is a better choice anyways
diane whisler
diane whisler Hace 2 meses
I think it's pretty sad that Colbert is so desperate for laughs he has to cut others down to feel good about himself...he should seriously get some writers that can actually write something funny that doesn't have to stoop so low as to just cut down others about such mindless petty things. That's stupid !
Drwatsonca Hace 2 meses
Really she deserves all she gets for not living in the real world.
Gilbert Thomas
Gilbert Thomas Hace 2 meses
You are a Low Life Colbear
mark heyne
mark heyne Hace 2 meses
Hey! Kids get monthly birth celebrations up to one Year old. [ We are just grateful they made it ] After that its every year..
Heaven Baker
Heaven Baker Hace 2 meses
Hey mark
Sharon Davis
Sharon Davis Hace 2 meses
Cant believe he's eight months old....happy birthday ! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
4topher2 Hace 2 meses
Ivanka, speaking about the Trump family in the White House and Donald Trump and family continuing to run the family businesses during the Trump presidency, "Don't worry people, we will be incredibly responsible"? Oh, why didn't you tell us Ivanka, I feel much better now???
Mass Extinction
Mass Extinction Hace 2 meses
You have to speak in 👅Complexity . 🐱
Chuck Sullivan
Chuck Sullivan Hace 2 meses
Leave her alone man so what if her last name is trump. Nothing matters when you are that hot and beautiful
Kathy Williams
Kathy Williams Hace 2 meses
Shes letting her phone write the tweets.
Maria S'
Maria S' Hace 2 meses
I actually felt bad for her. She was raised in that environment.
Virka Odinenko
Virka Odinenko Hace 2 meses
People of America demand the answer: why US Forces obliged to defend Dayr-az-Zawr from ISIS did not do anything but instead bombed the water dumb and sewage treatment plants to weaken defense of the city and put civil lives in danger? When will Democrytes stop supporting "moderate" terrorists???
Judi Gullo
Judi Gullo Hace 2 meses
Ivanka understands words like “more shoes, designer handbags, diamonds, emeralds and rubies”. Those are my favorite
Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar Hace 2 meses
Linda Burton
Linda Burton Hace 2 meses
No, he didn't take her words OUT of context - they were already done out of context. You can take something out of context if it's given out of context.
Linda Burton
Linda Burton Hace 2 meses
She said "IF" it means..... lol
Ellen Anderson
Ellen Anderson Hace 2 meses
Fuck djt's bimbo girlfriend ivanka
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