Jeff Sessions Bids Stephen Adieu

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Stephen is forced to say goodbye to the former Attorney General and cookie with the most appearances on the Late Show, Jeff Sessions.
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8 nov 2018

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Nate Davies
Nate Davies Hace un mes
Telltale Heart reference? (in tennis announcer voice) *Point Colbert*
Uaine Diabhal
Uaine Diabhal Hace 2 meses
Whenever we dump Trump & his degenerate pals, we HAVE TO give him another reality t.v. show; HIS EXISTENCE is too goddamn funny
Rudy Hicks
Rudy Hicks Hace 5 meses
Trump's normal way to work. Fire someone who is supposedly doing their job and replace them with a more crooked puppet! Surrounding himself with all the great people. Once again proving what a great bussinessman you are. You don't disappoint!
The Forgotten Place
The Forgotten Place Hace 5 meses
Lmao im from mobile😂😂😂
doug keyes
doug keyes Hace 5 meses
As they say that's the way the cookie crumbles oh so satisfying wasn't it Stephen oh yea......😉
꧁Giraffe Abortion꧂
I love that Stephen is so loved that something as mundane as wiping biscuit off his hands raises an applause.
Cheryl McWhorter
Cheryl McWhorter Hace 6 meses
Nice touch having the most racist elf have chocolate filling. Good show!
Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher Hace 6 meses
That's not Jeff Sessions, why could you only book his cousin Ernie Sessions?
H Chahal
H Chahal Hace 6 meses
The keebler cookie crumbles just like Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions's career, just right away. 😅😅🍪🍪
Elena Christian
Elena Christian Hace 6 meses
Anybody else think, "For the love of god, Montresor!"
Tucker Bowen
Tucker Bowen Hace 6 meses
same reason Kavanaugh was picked
Gerardo Delgado
Gerardo Delgado Hace 6 meses
Anybody else noticed how much Colbert enjoyed disintegrating/crushing the cookie/sessions with his hand?
Ondřej Věříš
Ondřej Věříš Hace 6 meses
Where is my Hunger Games segment? I think I deserve it.
patricia lafountain
patricia lafountain Hace 6 meses
.HEY TRUMP I FOUND SOMETHING FOR YOU Neurosurgeons Discover A Breakthrough 'Brain Enhancing' Phenomenon
Kazimierz Bosman
Kazimierz Bosman Hace 6 meses
B.B 77
edo 7ensei
edo 7ensei Hace 6 meses
The presidency got too much power and now a grifter is abusing it. I hope that's how it reads in the history books.
Erica Love
Erica Love Hace 7 meses
So.. If they cut the funding on the investigation, can we start a Go Fund Me?
awakeamericanow Hace 7 meses
For as long as Mr Trump is in the White House, comedians, satirists, cartoonists, have a gift which will never stop giving
Rui Alexandre
Rui Alexandre Hace 7 meses
Epic joke at the end. Again, jokes writing themselves, but it's the acting that makes them shine.
celtic domain
celtic domain Hace 7 meses
A "dumb Southerner"? That sounds like it could be a Freudian slip by "Mr. High IQ Big City". Everyone else he refers as: "low IQ"....attach name here ________. But Trump gets more specific with Sessions. Just a little glimpse into the true psyche of the biggest opportunistic manipulator in our history. He only cares about what others can do for him, while secretly calling them "dumb" with the specific noun of "Southerner" (if he says it out loud then what are we to make of his non verbalized thoughts?) There's nothing new under the sun for those who know how this narcissist thinks, not just when he yells out his standard prepubescent putdowns or the phony "tough guy/smarter than everyone" shtick, but things like "dumb Southerner" in a weak moment of raw honesty. "I could commit murder and they (those who he considers "dumb") will still vote for me". Unspoken translation: "I got these dumb a$$e$ around my finger and can do anything I want". He will use anyone except Putin to further his highest priority.....HIM.
W N Hace 7 meses
Sessions is off to smoke the biggest joint he can find.
W N Hace 7 meses
Whitaker is being sued and investigated on a $26 million fraud case. So, this crook and politically biased 'attorney' is going to be attorney general...hmmmm. Just another lame meathead who enjoy juicing up and power lifting. Macho man! He's giving all weight lifters a bad rep. Can his lips be any browner from kissing Trump's ass on TV?
Casson Scowcroft
Casson Scowcroft Hace 7 meses
Whatever happened to the hungry for power games? There’s so much material!
Evilcabaal Hace 7 meses
.."...and that's the way the cookie crumbles. "
what what
what what Hace 7 meses
I don't think cutting the investigation's budget will work. Muller will finish the investigation regardless of whether he gets a pay check. That's what good normal people do. When I worked for the VA Hospital and all the many many times the republicans shut down the government, we still showed up for work. That's what non sociopaths do, but Trump wouldn't know that. Lots of lawyers and investigators would work pro bono.
Super Luminal Probability Cloud
Disgusting. Only in America could have wealthy guy control his own investigation only in America
Elaina Kae
Elaina Kae Hace 7 meses
That pos also said judges need to have a biblical view of justice or they are not fit to serve. Ugh..
hope dean
hope dean Hace 7 meses
I'm sorry but Trump straight up called his attorney-general a dumb southerner and yet his southerner supporters (which is most of them) don't flinch?
LadyZubat Hace 7 meses
how could stephen not eat the session's cookie?
Lo Chi
Lo Chi Hace 7 meses
i guess stephen never let anyone go in his career?
Philip K
Philip K Hace 7 meses
Certainly not Jeff Sessions.
Maxon214 Hace 7 meses
No time to say farewell the fallen
Genie Last
Genie Last Hace 7 meses
Nice Telltale Heart reference 😂😂😂
Adam Martin
Adam Martin Hace 7 meses
That cookie crumbling scene was a little dark.
Geoff Marsh
Geoff Marsh Hace 7 meses
When will Colbert setup a GoFundMe for the Mueller investigation. That should pay for the investigation 3 times over.
Erin Elliot
Erin Elliot Hace 7 meses
I don't get it...a Caucasian Eminem? You mean TWO Caucasian Eminems?
nlpnt Hace 7 meses
I thought Stephen was going to eat the cookie.
Jackie Binns
Jackie Binns Hace 7 meses
This freak is going down !!! Thank god for the dems !!!
CHICKEN KURRY Hace 7 meses
So we’re just ok with our president hiring family and people from TV...
Veritas Nunc
Veritas Nunc Hace 7 meses
Sessions made some very bad calls but I am glad he recused himself from the Russian investigation, thus greatly annoying Trump.
Sarah Kofman
Sarah Kofman Hace 7 meses
He is a twat but he accurately knew the law guys
Philip K
Philip K Hace 7 meses
Which is exactly how he knew when to recuse himself.
Richard Pasquin
Richard Pasquin Hace 7 meses
a very poor excuse for a human being but KARMA is just around the corner !
lissa leggs
lissa leggs Hace 7 meses
Odds Sessions ends up with plea agreement?
Aurora 131313
Aurora 131313 Hace 7 meses
Can't we pay for Mullers lynch mobb? Like we might have to pay for Mexico wall.
Jessica DeNittis
Jessica DeNittis Hace 7 meses
Then Whitaker stormed the stage to consume the literal crumbles of Sessions in the world's most blatant metaphor.
railspony Hace 7 meses
Vladimir oh Vladimir, how could you be so cruel.
Very fine people on both Sides Blake
Good for you Racist sessions; now you know how it feels to be treated like crap!
Ivanhoe Sanchez
Ivanhoe Sanchez Hace 7 meses
Futuroscope Weber
Futuroscope Weber Hace 7 meses
Actually Sessions is lucky, safe landing from a sinking boat
job lot
job lot Hace 7 meses
i like watching americans getting questioned on you tube,about their country ,or other countries or just about any topic,they are not just dumb they are the dumbest
Philip K
Philip K Hace 7 meses
Oi, rude.
srivera28 rivera
srivera28 rivera Hace 7 meses
Are we like trump now? Do we bully people, do we make fun of physical appearance, and do we call people nasty names?
jessica rivera
jessica rivera Hace 7 meses
All the WH employees look miserable,exhausted,they look drained very old,always walking on eggshells around the orange stain of this country
Songs Mirth
Songs Mirth Hace 7 meses
It just gets more nuts and more nuts. This guy is doing what Brett did. The was the only one in the whole Judicial system whose selling point was that he pretended that a President was above the law. And since Bush they've kept him around! And Trump needed him so the corrupt Republicans forced him in. And to keep the jobs they paid for in the Cabinet the deal is that they back Trump up no matter what he does illegally or immorally to our nation. This guy made noises because he like Brett, Mike Pence, Joe McCarthy too found his nitch and knew Trump was going to fire Jeff so he had layed the ground work for becoming a very important person. To him anyway. Like Brett, I've never heard of this guy in my life! And I'm in my sixties. This is how people are getting jobs now. Men mostly. They know Trump prefers men so they see an opportunity and figure a way to get Trump's attention. Trump would have never sought this guy out. He doesn't care about the government. He just cares about his addiction of making up rallies. No rallies to go to now so instead of Sarah handling the press conference, he does. Attention is what he's addicted to. Boy, did he goof up. But think about it. How close to Trump is that girl that she would have the guts to try to take that microphone away from that man!! What kind of relationship does she have with Trump that SHE is protecting him?? Who is she anyway?? Let me guess. Another intern???? Oh boy. What is Trump doing with an intern that she feels brave enough to do something like this in front of a room full of professionals? And why didn't Trump try to stop her? I remember another intern in Clinton administration. He was a womanizer too who had sex in the Oval Office. hummm Guess I have a dirty mind. I do know that he now takes staffers WE are paying for to go with him to rallies to cheer and clap for him. He's that insecure and that desperate to get attention he can't get any where else. And he's drinking again. He looks like he's got a headache. And all the while the grown ups are doing what a President should be doing while Trump does his own thing. This is beyond pathetic. And of course he'll never admit it because he killed his conscience long ago. And he still making up stats as he goes. They say he averages ten lies a day. He's like Sarah. . incapable of telling the truth. A minister's daughter. Evil. Pure evil and I don't take that word lightly. :( Songs
job lot
job lot Hace 7 meses
your grammar is like a five year old.so not much can be read into anything you don't know, because you don't know much.correct your spelling and proof read for your silly mistakes,young boy.
Ozler Gurpinar
Ozler Gurpinar Hace 7 meses
Whittecker, crime boss. Contract killer
Ozler Gurpinar
Ozler Gurpinar Hace 7 meses
Meant never liked him, racist, trator
Ozler Gurpinar
Ozler Gurpinar Hace 7 meses
Jeff never stopped supporting Trump.. I am glad he is gone. Never Inked hip, never
Gregory Parrott
Gregory Parrott Hace 7 meses
Did I get this straight?...Peter Strzok, Deputy Assistant Director of Counterespionage responds to a private text which is critical of trump. He in turn is grilled by republican congressmen for hours, accused of being biased and summarily FIRED despite two decades of exemplary service. Yet, Whitaker, who has openly criticized Mueller's investigation and has suggested cutting its funds is HIRED without so much as a hearing?
His Blood
His Blood Hace 7 meses
have your laughs while you can dems, you won't have them long
Philip K
Philip K Hace 7 meses
Because they'll suddenly be silenced by secret nuclear missiles.
Velsyum Hace 7 meses
I'm not a republican... but when you call someone childish...and then mock the way he speaks for comedic value...you're no different than him
Miriam Lizeth Figueroa Hernandez
A cookie 😂
Jonathan Wolff
Jonathan Wolff Hace 7 meses
That Poe reference was absolutely brilliant!
Carolyn Grinberg
Carolyn Grinberg Hace 7 meses
Trump in decompensation? He sure sounds like it. "the failure to generate effective psychological coping mechanisms in response to stress, resulting in personality disturbance or disintegration..." "Golly, how the truth will out" PS Should have used one with vanilla filling
job lot
job lot Hace 7 meses
@Carolyn Grinberg carolyn people are being stupefied, the failure of the young ,i.e millennial''s to stop asses and address the information they are spoon fed by the corrupt media barons,will eventually lead to a point of no return,America has a momentous responsibility to call time on the constant barrage of propaganda that will eventually lead to the type of relationships internally that can only lead to the death of a once great ideal,i am of course speaking of democracy as it should be,free thinking people ,making great decisions,for the advancement of human kind,i currently see a few hundred billionaires trying to coerce the people of the united states into total turmoil,the old adage divide and conquer comes to mind,right now it is a non stop barrage,and these billionaires have their soldiers waging war on all fronts,until the average person calls time on them the division and carnage will not stop.there call is hate thy neighbour,yell and scream and hit and kick them until they submit,to the will of the few to the detriment of the many.
Carolyn Grinberg
Carolyn Grinberg Hace 7 meses
@job lot I concede that point. People would rather commit "ad populum" than work their brains. I still maintain it is a typical human response to complexity to over-simplify - an outgrowth of the logical process of induction.
job lot
job lot Hace 7 meses
@Carolyn Grinberg Na it's americans,truthfully i dont fear russia china or any other enemy as much as i fear the complete lack of critical thinking in american society,if they can lie and cheat there own people no one else is safe,from your politicians i find there rhetoric,very disconcerting,both sides of your political landscape is mired in collusion,the billionaires in your country have way too much sway,the dems are particularly violent in their approach,bipartisan thought is not in their vocabulary
Carolyn Grinberg
Carolyn Grinberg Hace 7 meses
@job lot Could we amend that to "most Americans"? And them have a sequel in which "Americans" is replaced with "people"? Ta.
job lot
job lot Hace 7 meses
americans wouldn't know the truth if it were loaded into a howitzer and shot up your arses with prior knowledge,in fact americans are so dumb,they believe any thing their chosen shepherd says without so much as a sideways glance,to see if their being F%^%$ hilary a dem she is so honest,she wouldnt lie cheat and fraud,there is not one honest politician on gods green earth,you dimwit
Curtis Lund
Curtis Lund Hace 7 meses
Farewell to AG Jeff Sessions. I will gladly smoke a freshly rolled fatty in honor of your departure. Maybe now you can have the time to read a book about the benefits of marijuana? Former Speaker of the House John Boehner is waiting on your call.
TheTalshiar Hace 7 meses
The neoliberals new favorite person, a reactionary former southern senator. How telling.
Michael Robert
Michael Robert Hace 7 meses
We should separate little Jeff from his parents at the border.
Dee Young
Dee Young Hace 7 meses
And a one more, "I do not recall." LOL! Damaging to the country, Russia!@! I am screaming!@
teesha foster
teesha foster Hace 7 meses
He has been shamed!
teesha foster
teesha foster Hace 7 meses
Evil begats eeville
teesha foster
teesha foster Hace 7 meses
I wonder what it was like for hom and i wondet if he thought about all the times he mistreated blacks in Alabama...hmmmm i wonder
jo son
jo son Hace 7 meses
It's just a SEASONAL job for Jeff Sessions, make recuse and your excused, misfit will hit the road.
センパイ Hace 7 meses
It's beyond me why people support and care for Trump when he doesn't even care about the people supporting him. People are completely brainwashed.
Puttentane Same
Puttentane Same Hace 7 meses
Bye bye KKKeebler Elf...Matt Nazi Bullethead will obstruct justice cheerfully for his Don the Con.
Lawrence Chen
Lawrence Chen Hace 7 meses
How did we overlook the fact that Whitaker himself is under investigation by the FBI, which he now oversees? That's a conflict of interest is there ever was one
Chris Roze
Chris Roze Hace 7 meses
Americans have a very curious way of seeking justice. Do they not see the obvious conflict of interest here? Very curious indeed.
Google User
Google User Hace 7 meses
This Whittaker guy is dumb. Who would do all those things if one is the deputy attorney general and secretly angling for the attorney general Job.
Bubbapopo Jojo
Bubbapopo Jojo Hace 7 meses
Jeff is skipping down the yellow brick road and into the sunset of America. ...
Mark G
Mark G Hace 7 meses
Lmao! Do it Stephen, do it
Tenacious One
Tenacious One Hace 7 meses
Lol 😄
charles Rockit
charles Rockit Hace 7 meses
Thank you for being a true fucktard,we love being able to see you talk out your ass LMFAO
Cindy Demambro
Cindy Demambro Hace 7 meses
Back to the tree to make more cookies
3m0_Wr3ck Hace 7 meses
The evil #KKKeebler cookie should have had his name or at least a tiny white hood on
Storm Boss
Storm Boss Hace 7 meses
Hahaha...awww. The subject matter is just too depressing to be funny.
Robert Gaudet
Robert Gaudet Hace 7 meses
630 people need to go watch Steven Crowder instead.
Steven Allahson
Steven Allahson Hace 7 meses
Patricia Stewart
Patricia Stewart Hace 7 meses
Great stuff...Colbert’s the best!
V. Smith
V. Smith Hace 7 meses
Session was a horrible attorney general.
Irene Gavenlock
Irene Gavenlock Hace 7 meses
whitaker is a crook too !
Naseem Ali
Naseem Ali Hace 7 meses
In the UK, appointing judges is done by an independent committee. Hearing the President appoint people to positions like AG who are clearly biased just astounds me.
Dante Monte
Dante Monte Hace 7 meses
If they cut Mueller’s budget to impede the investigation: WE WILL FUND A GO FUND ME!!! Dump the trump!!!! Two Thumbs up 👍🏼 for Stephen Colbert!
刘宇龙 Hace 7 meses
众大人会不会覚得,比東王帝更正卫而不搞小动作,努力向善向上,,,对吧。 怎皇王学術会搞弑而後登仼享,而欺压纯樸国,通商後人蛇買賣人口,人口普查会更少族群,,,?,人口减少计劃後,再買賣人口之,,,?。 即少棒扬後,之税业官,,,?。 而未来绝无似麻黄素和槍炮危害百姓动物,无血腥暴力,互射也可修练互持,久而久之成星星,,,,也可剑術无血腥暴力。 迫而論出,禁也阻止不了暗科研众了,控制得了嗎,,,??。
Sick of all this winning
As crazy as the last 2 yrs have been, get ready for breakdown time! Constitutional Crisis time people
kchartzog Hace 7 meses
The cookie bit was imbecililic
I'm gonna miss "Cookie Jeff Sessions" but I certainly won't miss the real Jeff Sessions.
Richard Conner
Richard Conner Hace 7 meses
LaGuerre19 Hace 7 meses
Oh, the irony: that old racist Sessions was chocolate-filled! Who knew?!
bgt125 Hace 7 meses
M.A.G.A. People A.K.A. Magaots
Gordon Anderson
Gordon Anderson Hace 7 meses
Junior literally has Executive Privilege.
Gregm55 Mullen
Gregm55 Mullen Hace 7 meses
It looks like Colbert ous a one trick pony...and not very funny really...
Gordon Anderson
Gordon Anderson Hace 7 meses
...and man thinking he would rather hear his hemeroids had become cancer... Man who knows this is the collapsing point of history and Dick Nixon all over, again except Tricky Dick was allowed to keep going until his massive War Crimes had led to the death's of many millions of people... but Trump will be stopped....right, Suh?
Bonnie Robinson
Bonnie Robinson Hace 7 meses
Sessions crumble was great.
Jorge Mejia
Jorge Mejia Hace 7 meses
He does not answer questions at prees conferences because he does not know the answers until advisors like Sara Sanders, co. tell him what to say
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