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fresh Hace 4 meses
How yall doin on this fine evening
Flyingturret208: The Cannon
fresh with majority going left as said, pressing the button for the right crosswalk would prevent the right side, so that light would remain red, while the the light turns green for turning left, as only the right light would stop traffic on that end.
Raymond J Taton
Raymond J Taton Hace 3 meses
So in Utah with three way intersections like the one in the subdivision story the crosswalk across the main through street will go to walk while the turn signals go to a flashing yellow, just meaning yield to crosswalk or cross traffic.
Raeleene Snider
Raeleene Snider Hace 3 meses
Half decent
tyler joe
tyler joe Hace 3 meses
Are you from Texas? How do you know about all the fried chicken restraunts?
Forever Life21
Forever Life21 Hace 3 meses
SuperWonder64 Hace un mes
Fresh- for your crosswalk problem! As a pedestrian myself, I learnt that (and tips for anyone else if you're crossing a street) crossing on the right-hand side of said t-shaped street is better. Let's name the subdivision street Street A, and the big street Street B. Most big crosslights go like this: Street A turning left, Street A full green, Street B full green. By pressing the pedestrian crossing on the right-hand side, the crosslights are forced to do another run of Street A turning left, since if a pedestrian is crossing on the right but not the left, its the only way to keep the flow of traffic going and get the pedestrians across safely. This explanation would also explain how OP managed to get his daughter to press the button. If she was sitting on the passenger seat, it would have been easier for her to run to the right side's button than the left. Hope this helped, and thanks for the great video! Edit: Reading others comments also made me realize the rule of right of way, but I guess my explanation is another angle to look at it.
apoch003 Hace 2 meses
Except there are no pedestrians, which he said over and over. In Portland we have these three ways everywhere... the cross traffic stops, the traffic forced to make a turn gets a green BUT has to wait for pedestrians before moving. And this guy, in this case, says there are never any pedestrians.
BovinaSancta79 Hace 2 meses
800 bucks for half the rent? WTF kinda luxury apartment are they living in?! xD
Sarc Aspie
Sarc Aspie Hace 2 meses
Cross walk lights and traffic lights can occur simultaneously in some lights. It's stupid, but it happens. I noticed one just the other day. Not truly safe if you ask me, but pedestrian always has right of way if they have a green light to cross, regardless of other traffic lights.
F J Hace 3 meses
The fast food story was glorious, fast food managers are the fucking worst
F J Hace 3 meses
You confused the SHIT out of me with the crosswalk explanation
TalkingToMyself Hace 3 meses
Honestly I understood like 5% of the traffic story and even with some of the comments here I have no fucking idea what is going on. I feel like I should consider getting my driver’s licence.
Joshua Burns-Rivera
Joshua Burns-Rivera Hace 3 meses
16:57 Darn it, fresh. Now I want Bojangles but I don't wanna drive an hour or two south just to get it. :(
IXofXIII Hace 3 meses
For the record, NYC use to have Church's Chicken. They were located inside of White Castles. But the Church's did disappear, though.
DeathOFFER391 1
DeathOFFER391 1 Hace 3 meses
(He said lit) (It be 6:54=lit)
DeathOFFER391 1
DeathOFFER391 1 Hace 3 meses
It be 6:54
Oroberus Hace 3 meses
The subdivision crossroad thing is definetely working, at least in Germany such a T intersection which combines green light for the walkers with a green light for the subdivision are pretty common and cars just have to wait for the pedastrians to leave the crossing before clearing the crossing. If there are no pedastrians and you jump out of your car, press the button and get back you can indeed just drive a bit later because you gained yourself an additional 'green' which you would not have had otherwise and although it might not be legal or supported it isn't illegal either. It's just a little traffic hack, noone has yet thought about regulating, at least over here. If you'll be seen be a very grunty cop, he might come for you with some bulshit that won't hold up in court but usually the police couldn't care less as you're not only doing nothing illegal but you're not even putting someone in harm with it. It doesn't even count as 'Avoiding a red light be taking a turn' or something like that, as you are not avoiding any red lights :D
Clash Bluelight
Clash Bluelight Hace 3 meses
hoa can't single out someone to apply a rule to. if caught doing so they must completely remove the rule. if they refuse they could face fines. i would say it's not evn a hard court case, but that would be a lie. you don't even have to go to court. just send a letter and it will be automatically resolved. this guy could have easily and legally solved his problem in another, less disputable, way if he'd focused his research on their application of the rule rather than the rule itself. that's u.s. law for ya!
Aladdin Hace 3 meses
In Australia, crosswalks only stop traffic on that street, however, perpendicular streets can still go EVEN IF UR CROSSING and its really dumb but perfectly legal.
shad0wniy Hace 3 meses
at the beginning of a cycle a cross walk extends the amount of time by 5-30 secs(it is dependent of the length of road and avg walking speed) as it keeps the red light red for the allot time for any peds to cross and after the count down the green light turns yellow and then red at witch point the light that was red then become green, it can be observed by simply heading down to any intersection and watching the ped sign count down. some places have an auto ped system witch keeps the ped sign in tune with the traffic cycle as the normal means of increasing the amount of time the light stays green can and will cause a traffic build up on car heavy roads as just having the green light remain green for just a few extra seconds causes a traffic build up over time and wont be fully realized until a breaking point
Nyte Gaming
Nyte Gaming Hace 3 meses
Nobody cares about your cross walk explanation, u just wasted 30 seconds of my time
Noor Girl
Noor Girl Hace 3 meses
Fedora Fedora Fedora Man
Green Bean
Green Bean Hace 3 meses
Skippity Skoppity I want to be your property
Zodical Hace 3 meses
If that’s happened in aus (with the traffic lights story) it would allow you to turn but normally you need to wait for the pedestrians
Srta.TacoMal Hace 3 meses
Fresh (bless his aesthetic heart) is probably assuming the stoplights are arrows, which is where his logic gets messed up. The stoplights are likely two normal green circles, not a left and right green arrow. Fresh's logic is that pedestrian lights shouldn't turn white on a green arrow that intersects them, since white pedestrian lights and green arrow both indicate right-of-way. If you drop the assumption that they're arrows (it's unlikely they're arrows since this is a small street with little to no pedestrians), OP's story is fine. Pedestrian lights can be white on a green circle stoplight, because green circle doesn't mean right-of-way (ergo left turners have to yield to pedestrians).
Masta Theif
Masta Theif Hace 3 meses
I don't think it's chickfilla, because chickfilla takes their restaurants seriously.
Dylan Rourke
Dylan Rourke Hace 3 meses
Pressing the crosswalk button for the main road side will lengthen the light, not only adding time for "pedestrians" but for the cars also. As far as I know, it isn't illegal for someone to press the crosswalk button to lengthen their time.
Grey Aria
Grey Aria Hace 3 meses
Home Owner's Associations are cancer.
Liggliluff Hace 3 meses
(7:30) Why are you ignoring that only the crosswalk on the right (on your image) is green, and the left is red? Then left turning from the sideroad, and right turning on the left main road is allowed.
Rachel Hetrick
Rachel Hetrick Hace 3 meses
So from what the OP said his crosswalk is rarely used so is someone were to get out pand ush the button, get back in the car, they're light would turn green and the major street lights will turn red because nobody is Crossing on the crosswalk they don't have to worry about hitting pedestrians. So essentially they're faking out the crosswalk system. It actually makes perfect sense.
Brooke Latham
Brooke Latham Hace 3 meses
No one: Literally no one: Fresh: explains the mathematics of a perpendicular pedestrian crosswalk
Liggliluff Hace 3 meses
Although he did fail as he didn't think of every variation of it. But he did a good try, and he was open to other suggestions. Fresh is a good ESvidr :)
Jirik Smutny Junior
Jirik Smutny Junior Hace 3 meses
nonono ..... when its like this .... * with the street * when you press the button on the main street, the side street cars and the crossing pedestrians can go both ..... but the side street cars have to wait untill the pedestrians cross ..... so if there are no pedestrians ... the car can just go
Amelia Murtagh
Amelia Murtagh Hace 3 meses
What side of the road are they diving on?
AnimeWasAMistake Hace 3 meses
Quw Hace 3 meses
you are correct about the cycle reset think of it like this. going horizontal from the diagram you showed us that would show us that there is one button per light that being said those buttons work opposite of the current light.
Trububble Hace 3 meses
For the crosswalk one, it could be that it’s in a place that drives on the left.
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Dominic Moser Hace 3 meses
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Hwang Hyunjin_SKZ
Hwang Hyunjin_SKZ Hace 3 meses
At least in my town, if your press the cross walk button, the turning cars can still go
Morgan Shelton
Morgan Shelton Hace 3 meses
In the second story. It does happen if you need to turn left the walking sign is green it's a green circle. So it does happen and that is possible
Luminoxie Hace 3 meses
Actually that traffic mapping would work if you play it by a different state, for example Australia. We drive on the opposite sides of the roads (as well as upside down) and due to that, left turners would have to stop and give way, whilst right turners would wait for the light, and the cross walks do lengthen times greatly.
denvera1g1 Hace 3 meses
There is a light in the center of my town easy west is a major road and is a highway on either side of the city, north south is also technically a highway but almost no one uses that to pass though my town all directions have 4 lanes plus a central turn lane and a right turn slip lane the north and southbound road would narrow into a single lane for north and south with a shared turn lane in roughly 1/2 a block(a full block for us but i think we have half block segments for most of our street layout), Now this light used to be green east west for about 1-5 minutes depending on traffic and time of day., and then northbound would go green for about 10 seconds and unless everyone was on it and used both the left and right lanes to go strait then not everyone made it, then southbound would go this light wasnt as bad because it had about 15 seconds but it did often not get everyone through, roughly 2 years ago they made a change to lengthen the lights for north and south because people were running the lights and literally flooring it to allow everyone behind though, I personally would use the right straight lane which was usually empty, floor it to get ahead of the first person in the left lane, and then merge left before my lane ended, sometimes i couldnt get ahead and was forced to turn right but at least i got through the light
denvera1g1 Hace 3 meses
And yes, if people were trying to cross in the cross walk it held the light for at least 30 seconds
Blake Falone
Blake Falone Hace 3 meses
Highly doubtful that restaurant was Chick-Fil-a, as they stated they train managers for all around the globe and CFA only operates in the US and a bit in Canada as of now.
terry Burnett
terry Burnett Hace 3 meses
I'm curious to know what happened to the roommate and brother, after OP left.
Maxo11x Hace 3 meses
it would work if the crosswalks had an island in the middle of the crosswalk, splitting the two lanes. This can be used to stop the oncoming traffic, OR on one side as they then turn right into free traffic.
Martijn Riepma
Martijn Riepma Hace 3 meses
The traffic problem is probably in the netherlands/Europe
Noah R.
Noah R. Hace 3 meses
for the one about crossing its actualy rare for pressing the button to do anything now in this day and age, though cars are allowed to turn onto crosswalks im just not sure about this situation seems fishy
yos megabot
yos megabot Hace 3 meses
Podential petestrians
kylelee1911 Hace 3 meses
For new Mexican roads the crosswalk crossing time extends the turning green lights for the road going the same direction as you have to wait for pedestrians for turning before making a turn thus with no actual pedestrians you get the longer time of 30 ish seconds in the turn cycle to allow more cars to move
TheOtherWhiteBread0 Hace 3 meses
What's there to understand? You get out of your car. Hit the button to cross directly forward of your position. Then your light turns green and you can go.
long cat
long cat Hace 3 meses
i love the scrap neon in the thumbnail yes
lcceo22 Hace 3 meses
My guess is Cane's?
vike Hace 3 meses
Turn on red on right is allowed
IcedLance Hace 3 meses
Fresh can't into crosswalks. If one crosswalk is green that doesn't mean the parallel one is green as well.
Vivian Noah
Vivian Noah Hace 3 meses
my driving instructor told me that as long as there wasn’t a sign telling you how long you could park, you could park there indefinitely.
Quarnozian Hace 3 meses
6:35 Across america traffic traveling in the same direction as the pedestrians has a green light. It's somewhat rare to see an all-way stop pedestrian crossing. Usually only in downtown of major cities.
Quarnozian Hace 3 meses
6:56 OP stated there are *no pedestrians.* People hop out of their car to hit the pedestrian button, then hop back in the car. Since the system *thinks* there are people crossing, it stays green longer to give the people and traffic enough time to make it through the intersection.
Jenn Griffith
Jenn Griffith Hace 3 meses
You're overthinking the crosswalk situation. In my area, crosswalk times are thirty seconds for pedestrians to cross safely (countdown numbers appear on the crosswalk light) and then an extra ten seconds for cars. If the OP's traffic light situation is similar, they get a full thirty-five to forty second light, because there are never pedestrians at this intersection, as OP mentioned.
The Squad For The win
At 7:11 I’ll give what happens where I live So basically there is a white line just before the cross walk and underneath it is a sensor so if it wasn’t picking up sensors anywhere else it would just let the light stay green
Sawta Hace 3 meses
For the crosswalk story: One single lane leaving the subdivision, not two. (There isn't enough physical space for two cars to be beside one another.) The crosswalk is likely to the *right* of the subdivision, not to the left, mine is setup this way. Also, not sure about their timer situation, but with mine, during non-peak, non-daylight hours, the pedestrian button gets "on demand" access due to the distance they need to travel to get across. That is, the main roads lights are typically green for a very long cycle, but as soon as the pedestrian button is pressed, it triggers a yellow/red light cycle so pedestrians can cross. This also means that the light just so happens to change in our subdivisions favour, although our situation isn't nearly as bad as what was described.
Make-Trix Hace 3 meses
Earned a sub. Love the commentary
justynskates Hace 3 meses
You push the cross walk button to go cross the street in the y direction. It turns the x direction street lights red quicker and leaves the y direction green longer to allow for the pedestrians
Sir Darcy
Sir Darcy Hace 3 meses
Oh yo that chick-fil-a is totally right by me
SonSauvage Hace 3 meses
Cookout sustained me in college and I have fond memories but let's be honest bro...it's gutter food
meoka2368 Hace 3 meses
Let's use your image for the crosswalk story. If the crosswalk was to the east and was north/south running, then hitting the button would give red lights to the right turning northbound traffic, as well as the east and west bound traffic on the main street. It would, however, give a green light for the left turning northbound lane (the one that is getting backed up) if there was no crosswalk on the west side of the intersection.
Ferb Cosplay
Ferb Cosplay Hace 3 meses
this channel is so much better than rslash, rslash's voice is annoying and the different voices are unnecessary because i just wanna listen to the story. youre just chill, so much better to listen to. you also realise that this content is low effort seeing as its just reading, so i love how you attempt to spice it up with the explainatiom of the traffic lights. but not rslash, he gives his unfunny thoughts and moves on.
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