Something About Spam Bots 👏👏👏👆📦📦🏆⤴️ 

My content is better than Terminal Montage!! (Legit, Not Clickbait, Not A Bot, Very Emotional) 🤣👌💯 Edit: Oh my gosh! The replies about my one simple joke are absolutely hilarious! 😂

@@PT_926 speak of the devil

@@1slimeyfella. I think its a joke

@@pabloherranz1795 nah, we know these are bots for sure

@@PT_926 this account doesn’t even have content lol

ye

It looks like the blob from security breach

Now me and my many other twisted metal creations of myself will no longer be virgins.

@@evanbrown4083 yea

Agree

Honestly, I’d watch that. Who knows, it might be like Interface

i mean you cant forget the pacman episode

guess it’s gone

oh yeah u dont have to tell us lumpy / meat canyon watchers that

@@Random-Gods i honestly just watched it withot seeing thr thumbnail,I thought that it was some meteoroid stuff lol

ESvid: "How could we possibly ever filter out these messages, which are all repeated dozens if not *hundreds* of times on the same video? And we don't have the manpower ourselves, so we'd have to implement a system that, for example, automatically flags comments for review by the content creator themselves. But that's unacceptable, since stifling free speech at the hands of a poorly-tuned algorithm would be completely unethical." also ESvid: "Our automatic content-scanning bot couldn't help but notice that your 86-minute video maybe contains 1.6 seconds of a 17th-century piano solo, which 26 different companies have claimed the copywrite to. So, hopefully you weren't planning to be compensated for the last five weeks of recording and editing. If you disagree, then please feel free to file a counter-claim, and our support staff may respond within 5 to 8 business nevers."

@@CheshireCad "5 to 8 business nevers" Holy Hell I'm quoting this forever

@@EonTheAien Honestly dissapointed how I haven’t heard of something like this sooner

Yeah ESvid shorts is hurting a lot of youtubers along with bots causing drama. Seriously making companies nearly bankrupt could teach them a lesson to stop being so careless about their consumers.

@@yahyathegamer7499 Thing is, we're not their consumers. We're their product.

That was both epic and terrifying. You perfectly portrayed how spam bots work. Love it.

@@bilinasmini3480 - You WOULD love it, seeing as you ARE one.

@@mokarokas-1727 we're all robots, we just don't know it 🤖

@@mokarokas-1727 it's funny you say that, I scrolled down and found that exact comment the spam bot posted, but from a real person.

Plot twist - TerminalMontage is also a bot

Wise words, chibi dinosaur.

huggbees what the

Now you just gotta send 5 bucks for the shipment cost to me in bitcoin and I'll send you the prize!

You

Gone, like the wind... And your bank account information...

Oh no. I'm so sorry bro. By clicking that Username, You've contracted Spam-Bot-ticulitus. RIP Huggbees (The Dawn of Time - 2022)

Did you take this comment?

@@CyanicCore yes, they did. They stole it from the top up voted comment, word for word. Which is something bots do!

@@legendarytomatobird2816 Expect Terminal hearted this one?.....

@@CyanicCore he got the joke

@@theoverseer393 Hope so, that's pretty good

Yes

uh?

@@jeremymoisesrodriguezramir919 lmao

"Where's my Sableye!?"

meat

Out of all people I'd expect to see

The hydra is beyond any one person’s power… we must all click report at the exact same time to truly eradicate this beast 🥹🥹 Also helo meat :>

This will forver the William Antonio I. Our universe

tfw meatcanyon

Then don’t watch fnaf, it’ll give you ptsd if you’re terrified of animatronics

FNAF is trash and nothing but cheap jumpscares

@@protojack2899 yep. unless the animatronic is No.1 Crate. scariest thing in all existence, that one.

@@ZyroidX tbh fnaf used to be good

@@ZyroidX yeah, modern FNAF sucks but no. The jump scares aren't the point

ok bot 🤖🤖🤖 this u 🤖

AAAAAAAAAA REPORT

@@GabbaGooober your sarcasm got deleted by the Algorithm.

@@NOT_A_ROBOT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALLIGATOR GOD

Look upon further deep into it my child It's amazing

They are silly, that's exactly why you SHOULD watch them XD

Kirbo forgives you. 😁

@@1Thunderfire yay

Oh but how silly they are

Speaking of which, here's a personal experience of mine with this spam bots: I was tempted once by this spam bots. I mean I knew it's obviously a fake/scam, or at least *very* skeptical of it being one. But the temptation of a free gift and the curiosity got the better of me, so tempted, I checked it out for a bit. At least I didn't offer it anything, so *I think* I'm safe, hopefully.

I had an encounter with one on a Markiplier vid a month or two ago

Thanks! My co-producer came up with the idea and I brought it to life!

Yeah, it's actually clever and really spoopy :D

@@m4ri0.mp4 Rather appropriate for the Halloween season.

@@h0m3st4r ye

@@TerminalMontage Such a creative person 👏👏

Even worse when the creator is a she and it doesn't make sense anymore.

people who comment this are almost as bad as the bots themselves

A graduations

flamingo's comment section :

My farts are better than ESvid’s farts 💨

This just shows how as long as costumers are not being scammed directly in the platform they dont care because “what they gonna do sue us 😂😂😂?”

That reminds me of those shady companies that sell shirts, that have bots which are programmed to notify them everytime someone comments "I'd love to have that on a shirt!" or anything of that sort in any publication. Usually people comment things like that under posts with art or photos, so these bots just steal the artwork, print it on a plain shirt, and put it out for sale on the Internet it without the oblivious artist's permission.

​@@MegaOlavo as long as little timmys keep getting scammed then enraged parents will sue, its the law of the universe there is always going to be one parent trying to sue a platform because their child got scammed. (also i understand that a sarcastic tone can not be carried over the internet, so take this as a joke)

@@Mouseking2042 this is very detailed,almost thought it was real lmao

@@Mouseking2042 this is way to realistic

Whos Jeremy?

congratulation you got a gift . now give me you're mom credit cards . :D

@@mobinthick2298 Don't forget your social security number

@@gamersnook7411 and ip address

Even though the animation proves that reporting bots is useless. For every 1 bot you report, 5 will take its place.

@@SmittyBacall1858 like the monster named hydra in greek mythology

Thanks!

@@TerminalMontage i think your every video is masterpiece we will help you and happy halloween

wait, he makes cute stuff? All I've ever seen from this channel is the stuff of nightmares O.O

@@TerminalMontage Kirbo for Halloween????

"dam it another bot"-idiots wich don't understand jokes

no

begone bot bruh why is there bots on this of all video

set up a query to check for undesignated repeated phrases and have it send back a batch of users. easy.

Make a NEW bot that can kill those bots TERRIBLY well! -basically The Terminator 2 plot.-

Make rotom do it, duh

I use the bots to destroy the bots

That is painful

It’s equal parts security breach blob, equal parts Pibby glitch

Might want to check out the pacman one then

Even more than the PAC-man ghosts?!

Oh yeah for sure

@@diamondproductions9308 I was about to say that the pacman video was way more terrifying

I totally agree. We need this.

The chances are low. *But not zero*

i'm already calling it "something about metroid dread" will have one of the EMIIS saying this line OVER AND OVER again until it dies

You know it as this is funny

Good job to the channel for deleting the minimum 8 bot comments I have received on this comment.

No, Google/ESvid engineers did an interview saying the more they fought the bots, the harder it became to filter them from real comments. It's pretty much a losing battle.

Lol

No kidding! xD

Help me please

Pac-Man and now this

"genuinely terrifying" is a bit of a reach but yeah

This happen to me 3 times lol

My channel is better than terminal montage lol😂😂😂 I’m joking

The text to speech voice added to the creepy factor. It's almost like the Dead Internet Theory.

@@2kool4u38 you better be

Found you

*cough* Spamton *cough*

Literally, apparently

Well, third-place behind Susan Whatchamacallit trying to tell us what to think and ESvid ads.

@@PeterDivine Susan Wenimechainthesama

And 6th if you add in Copyright trolls, Family Channels/Animal Rescue and Kiddie Creeps (There's SO MANY)

That’s more of a PSA than a special lol

True

Finally, it's here the robot apocalypse XDDDDD

If this is how it's turning out then might as well just make the robots peaceful

@@NotASpyReally you scared me scout, also you look sus 🤨

@@gdud3420 Oh I'M sus ?? well you have a robot emoji in your name 👀

I’d honestly prefer terminator instead of this crap

Spamton?

Or an entire trilogy.

hi

Congratulations! You won a Switch Pro with Yoshi's Safari 2! Contact me to receive your prize!

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ngl a bunch of simple minded drones pooling their intelligence and processors into one system is kinda a scary thought like most "ai goes rogue" only focus on just the one ai that has a million bodies how about a million ais that are conjoined into one

They are a hydra

@@admire1688 HAIL! HYDRA!

Bruh

they're not stalling. they just don't care. they only care about content matching and not being sued by big fat megacorporations.

*Needed

It’s been an obnoxious problem for years

I don't think they ever cared. Same comments, fresh accounts, all advertising something. How can you not tell they're bots? They don't care

The issue is how do you stop people from creating new free accounts? It is why cheating/hacking is more common in F2P games then paid games. Unless we come up with some grand solution more will just pop up. The solution is make it paid... then we run into an issue where nothing will be free.

Ai are getting smater at completing captchas, they will probably be useless

@@AccursedOne5670 Not really. Likewise technologies will be developed as well that will outsmart AIs. It will really just end up in a "cannon and walls° scenario.

​@@Kaje_ the walls will be the AI or the captcha?

I agree. It does feel weird to me though.

So he's Jeremy °>°a...

We need something about Jeremy

Whos Jeremy

@@MrLachapell in case you’re being serious right now, Jeremy is the name of the guy running this channel, and who for this video decided to animate himself trying to defeat the hordes of bots that have been impersonating him all over the place

The color is Turquoise

@@syrelian 🤓

@@syrelian 🤓

*tircoise.*

@@aileencreal 🤓

True, We need a bigger one

and an autoclicker

Agree

Ye.. True👍

Nah we need ESvid employees with sense in their minds

@@rrrbomber_og-dagoat.rockin 💀

@@rrrbomber_og-dagoat.rockin thats a little anti climatic

@@rrrbomber_og-dagoat.rockin imagine

@@AllenMZim Well there isn’t a link or anything so…

@@rrrbomber_og-dagoat.rockin ☠️

that's not a youtube user this is a bot carrying a virus being spammed across many different channels it disguises itself as the publisher (tho poorly) and wright this message you saw in the first part of the video replying will cause malicious code to enter your computer

@@user-oy2zg3bt6n replying doesnt cause viruses dude its just annoying spambots

The sad part is, the report button doesn't work in reality. Report an offensive comment, and it will be gone in a day. Report spam bots, and they'll stay around forever, no matter how many people report the comment. You can just randomly pick one of spambot accounts, add it to your tab and see how long it stays around. Spoiler: it stays around *forever.* I've checked over 5 different types of bot accounts for over 4 years, and they're all still up. The only one that changed was the sub-farming bot type account that got sold to some no-name influencer.

Look again, it's hydra-ing

You won't believe 'Add link here'

the hell is telegram?

@@red_again Simple way of scam routing, basically like gift cards telegram has less back check and opportunities for the person scammed to get their money back. Though it's really dumb even in theory because telegrams are technically outdated.

oh

​@@QuestionMarkingTelegram is mostly used in Russia as WhatsApp replacement, but for some odd reason people also use it for scamming