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Rodolfo Ayala
Rodolfo Ayala Hace 16 horas
Shameful.
Joe Box
Joe Box Hace 2 meses
Well Cunt Colbert certainly can't relate to unpaid people. Maybe tips his house cleaners at Xmas though.
Timothy Liow
Timothy Liow Hace 2 meses
Wow, even pandas hate Trump. What’s next? The penguins?
Cheryl Benn
Cheryl Benn Hace 4 meses
He forgot to mention the US COAST GUARD?!
Daniel Vargason
Daniel Vargason Hace 5 meses
i cant wate till 2020 trump is putting me in a nut house with his brain dead ways
Jacque Manfred
Jacque Manfred Hace 5 meses
Great comedian!😻
Jace Cavacini
Jace Cavacini Hace 5 meses
No, we DON’T want the TSA to come back to work. The TSA is a major anti-social and unconstitutional pile of overreach bullshit!
KyleTheExpat
KyleTheExpat Hace 5 meses
November 2020, damn that's a long way away.......
Gnome Queen
Gnome Queen Hace 5 meses
He hasn’t worked since 1946
Evon Williams
Evon Williams Hace 5 meses
Ok bill the wall and throw trump and his family over it
xTheEmilyx
xTheEmilyx Hace 5 meses
So he has the audacity to recommend bartering? Isn't that a communist thing? I could be wrong. But if it is, isn't that a little suspicious because of who his best friend is?
Billkwando
Billkwando Hace 5 meses
Happy they found an excuse to use the Stormy Watch music again. :)
Surgeon Vault
Surgeon Vault Hace 5 meses
PINO {president in name only}
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We only have one immediate national security threat at the moment and it comes from Trumps presidency leading a criminal enterprise seemingly traitorous administration
John Plum
John Plum Hace 5 meses
Trumpy Dumpy said "We are going to have to build a great wall" Trumpy Dumpy said "This is to keep out all problems so we can have a ball" Trumpy Dumpy said "And it's going to have to be at least 20 feet tall" Trumpy Dumpy said "it's also going to have be at least 10 feet deep" Trumpy Dumpy said "it's going to be made of concrete so it's easy to keep" Trumpy Dumpy said "it's going to be great because my name is going on it 2-ins deep" Trumpy Dumpy supporters & followers that heard him didn't say a thing or give out a beep Trumpy Dumpy said to his followers "Now who's going to pay for this great wall" Trumpy Dumpy said "Mexico will have to pay both young & old short & tall" Trumpy Dumpy supporters yelled "Yes Mexico will have to pay" they said with a great bawl Trumpy Dumpy said to Mexico's President "Sorry but you will have to pay for our great wall" Trumpy Dumpy heard Mexico's President say "I'm sorry but not a cent for your stupid wall" Trumpy Dumpy said to Mexico's President "but I told all my supports you are going to pay for the wall" Trumpy Dumpy heard Mexico's President say "Sorry that isn't my problem not a cent for your crazy wall" Trumpy Dumpy said to himself "my my who am I going to get to pay for it' then had a great bawl Trumpy Dumpy said to himself "my my now all my supporters are going to think I'm quite small" Trumpy Dumpy said to himself "my supports are not that smart so I guess I will have to fool them all" Trumpy Dumpy said to his followers "You know someday Mexico will have to pay for our great wall" Trumpy Dumpy supporters yelled out again "Yes Mexico will have to pay" they said with a great bawl Trumpy Dumpy said "Yes Mexico will have to pay over time by my new trade deal but for now you'll pay for the wall" Trumpy Dumpy said to Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer "Now you are going help me pay for this wall" Trumpy Dumpy heard both Nancy & Chuck say "We'er sorry but not a penny for your expensive stupid wall" Trumpy Dumpy said to Nancy & Chuck "but I told all my supports we are going to build a great concrete wall" Trumpy Dumpy heard both Nancy & Chuck say "Sorry that isn't our problem not a penny for your crazy wall" Trumpy Dumpy said to himself "my my now all my supporters are going to think I'm quite small" Trumpy Dumpy said to himself "I know I'll just say it is a crisis & shut down the country for one & all" Trumpy Dumpy continued to say himself "Then when they see that I created a real crisis for the small & tall" Trumpy Dumpy continued "They will have to give in to my demands or just cause more pain for them all" Trumpy Dumpy continued "Plus don't they know how great my name will look up on that Strong Beautiful wall" Trumpy Dumpy continued to declare to himself "I'll say a National Emergency to get the money to pay for the wall" Trumpy Dumpy caused all of the country to pay with pain by causing a crisis for his wonderful insane crazy wall Trumpy Dumpy caused so much pain for a wall that never got build & when 2020 came around he had a great fall plus - Statistics have already proven that illegal immigrants do less crime then those who are native-born legal US citizens because they most likely don't want to get deported if caught doing anything bad & have you seen the video that CNN found of Mr.Trump giving a speech were he is telling the students if they come to a wall in their life they should not let the wall stop them - no he tells them you either go around it - go over it - go under it - or knock it over - but you never let the wall stop you - sounds like good advice for the immigrants he is trying to stop coming into the country!
April Sebok
April Sebok Hace 5 meses
Every Stephen Colbert monologue ever: 1. Orange man bad 2. Democrat good 3. Pee tape (allegedly)
Ayélé Mensah
Ayélé Mensah Hace 5 meses
Full sized mouthwash huh? Really livin’ it up Stephen ain’t ya...
37Dionysos
37Dionysos Hace 5 meses
"Ask your landlord for odd jobs." "Have a garage sale." "Make a deal with your mortgage bank." This is what the "President" tells federal workers so he can have his latest futile tantrum. Jeeziz Krikes.
Kalash Operator
Kalash Operator Hace 5 meses
How can someone that was born rich relate?
Sean Knutson
Sean Knutson Hace 5 meses
Disagreement shouldn't shut down the government - a politician's job is to work through issues that people disagree about. This shutdown is directly hurting hundreds of thousands of government employees and their families, and it needs to stop.
shanefanon
shanefanon Hace 5 meses
DONALD DUCK ...
dave etcetera
dave etcetera Hace 5 meses
Who knew a government shutdown would be so complicated?
Rodolfo Ayala
Rodolfo Ayala Hace 5 meses
Don’t forget Russia 🇷🇺,Russia,Russians.
GokuSS400
GokuSS400 Hace 5 meses
Stephen.....you are wonderful.....PLEASE never change. You are one of the few forces keeping me sane during this orange idiot's "administration" (i put it in quotes because lets be honest, its a slow-moving train wreck)
Lucy
Lucy Hace 5 meses
A lot of people are still going to work because they can't afford to jeopardize their jobs, and because if they're working, it's guaranteed by law that they'll be paid eventually. In the meantime, it really, really sucks.
jt bass gambler
jt bass gambler Hace 5 meses
Sooo sick of cry baby trump I'm done with him im heading to democrats 2020
Sntdwy
Sntdwy Hace 5 meses
800,000 workers affected. It’s just a number. But add to that number the spouses and children of those workers and you have somewhere around 3 million people directly affected by this government shutdown. If those 3 million were to - peacefully - gather to protest outside the Whitehouse, then there would be a tangible presence - not just a number. Maybe then Trump and all politicians from both parties would be able to see and understand what their lack of action is really doing.
Hugh S. Hay
Hugh S. Hay Hace 5 meses
He can relate because he stiffed so many of them in the past? Kind of a stretch there by Benedict Donald.
CeCe Love
CeCe Love Hace 5 meses
TRUMP 2020
Laydie Elle
Laydie Elle Hace 5 meses
Trump's head on a platter 2020.
Sam Call
Sam Call Hace 5 meses
Trump Foundation, that wonderful charity for my kids, will pay the furloughed workers while i hold out for my wall, which is a barrier and more probably just a fence!!
Jisun Mudd
Jisun Mudd Hace 5 meses
Obama has walls all around his home. check out the truth. @SWwk
bluhmer1990
bluhmer1990 Hace 5 meses
"I can relate." Really? You can relate? You who was born with a silver spoon and never had to learn the value of a dollar can relate to people panicking about not being able to pay for the house or rent? What about having to cut back on the grocery budget, having to keep the house cool in the the winter because you can't afford to keep the house properly heated, or even having to rely on your grandparents and other extended family so you don't have to go hungry at school and etcetera? I have had to deal with some of these things as have various members of my family and others I have known. But you who happily fire people and have now shut down an entire government forcing hundreds of thousands of people to suffer and struggle for your ridiculous crusade can relate? Jump off your tower with that bullshit.
Thepope 111111
Thepope 111111 Hace 5 meses
Remember when late night tv was funny?
Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson Hace 5 meses
Trump has a disgusting voice.
Mac Clark
Mac Clark Hace 5 meses
Some one should break it to you Little Communist Twits. That no matter what you Manufacture about Trump he OWNS THE 2020 Presidential Race.
Laydie Elle
Laydie Elle Hace 5 meses
The only thing he owns is his toupee. The rest he's bankrupted.
Dean William
Dean William Hace 5 meses
no government employee should get back pay unless they showed up for work.
jashua-mirza
jashua-mirza Hace 5 meses
Dumber'er President in the entire history of the world of humans, dinosaurs even cavemen can do it and were smarter than Trump. What a disgrace in our history rise and fall of we the people of the United States. World's next most powerful country is Israel who has been at war with the help of Musa'd CIA RAW ISIS who will loose and are loosing this battle miserably against the one and only most Brilliant non funded agency on our planet ISI "Islamic State Intelligence" of Paksitan. We the PPl of United States have paid for israel with the death of our troops all over the world especially in middle east. Karma is a bitch Ya'll. Shaloom Hatzola! lol Welcome to the real world NEO. According to a magazine call the Economist 2019 India will break their Arm and Leg. Thank you Mr Modi with your help time has finally come and getting closer to the Battle of Hind My friend ;)
Dav A
Dav A Hace 5 meses
When the furloughed workers say "keep going", they are not talking about the shutdown stupid, there talking about tRump leaving and for him to keep going..
Dav A
Dav A Hace 5 meses
Hey, everybody knows pandas know how to use sign language. Amazing what they do with those little fingers
Nancy Desch
Nancy Desch Hace 5 meses
So now because of this shutdown real terrorists might find it easier to get into this country thru airports - which is the traditional way most people come into this country - they fly in. Man this may backfire big time for Donnie.
Barney Potter
Barney Potter Hace 5 meses
Pretty soon Trump's gonna be able to relate to prisoners cuz he's gonna be one
PeterNGloor
PeterNGloor Hace 5 meses
thousands of TSA workers should call in sick.
Scotty Sevens
Scotty Sevens Hace 5 meses
Trump might need to be careful about about suggesting "adjustments"..many thing can be 'adjusted" bills, wages, taxes, eye glasses, gun sights, cookie recipes, the height of blinds in windows, votes, the number of items bought by consumers from certain companies that advertise on fox news, nuclear warhead trajectories..anti aircraft guns..bow ties..belts..stuff like that..
hayancharm
hayancharm Hace 5 meses
Pathetically sad
star burst
star burst Hace 5 meses
400 million loan from dad.who can relate?anyone?
Brian Holmes
Brian Holmes Hace 5 meses
Most rentals have contracted handymen or have employees that perform maintenance, Trump is suggesting what pertaining to them? He should of just sent a memo saying; "Eat Cake."
Neal Wright
Neal Wright Hace 5 meses
Trump, unlike Schmucker and Pelosi, has 1) made his millions in the private sector, unlike Schmucker and Pelosi... and 2) knows HOW to run a company and knows what it means to pay workers.
Neal Wright
Neal Wright Hace 5 meses
Sorry. what does that have to do with Trump knowing more about workers than Pelosi and Schmucker?
Peter
Peter Hace 5 meses
Neal Wright His countless lawsuits, bankruptcies and daddy’s money is more like it
deborah chinn
deborah chinn Hace 5 meses
Indict, Impeach and Imprison!
Gary Doss
Gary Doss Hace 5 meses
This must be part of Trump's effort to force 800k, or so, voters to definitely vote Democratic in the next election. The Republicans always manage to self destruct at some point. As you realize they were just using you toward their own selfish ends.
Agriope 23
Agriope 23 Hace 5 meses
"They'll make adjustments, they always do" Spoken like a guy who's spent a lifetime taking advantage of working people
Uwe von Kempen
Uwe von Kempen Hace 5 meses
Does DT been PAID for presidency? I remember, that he once said, that he won't take the payment for his services. So its totally believeable for him to feel for someone who can't pay his rent from his earnings as a govermental clerk :-)
bchlovr
bchlovr Hace 5 meses
I say keep going too...straight to hell!
I am just a mom doing the best I can
If this crap keeps going on like it is, we will not make it to November. Many folks are starving, losing homes, kids going hungry at school, after school care programs are being shut down..etc.
Gray Scribe
Gray Scribe Hace 5 meses
Of course they make adjustments. What was it? 800,000 workers? Plus their spouses and kids? Yes, they make adjustments by spending only the minimum. Let's be generous and say we end up with 1,000,000 people 'making adjustments' (likely the number is higher), that's 1 in 32 people that contribute less to the economy? Let's hope they are very evenly distributed throughout the USA or there might be some minor layoffs, adding a little more to the number of people that can't spend as much. Oh, look, trickle down works on the negative.
Holly Golightly
Holly Golightly Hace 5 meses
Trump is the exact color of a sweet potato, though less intelligent than a sweet potato
SkLLzDaTkLLs
SkLLzDaTkLLs Hace 5 meses
"we want tsa back" no, not everyone does.
Walter Petrovic
Walter Petrovic Hace 5 meses
Boofing mouthwash??? I think Kanahaugh must love you, now! :P
Noises
Noises Hace 5 meses
Trump not paying his workers again, I see.
Ray Herbst
Ray Herbst Hace 5 meses
He C A N N O T relate!!!!! 😮
Sean C
Sean C Hace 5 meses
Trump is doing such a fantastic job that he might end up with the exact opposite "problem" he's sure he has now. Rather than Mexicans trying to get into America to look for a better life, you'll have Americans fleeing to Mexico tying to find a better life....it'll be brilliant. So in order to make his "wall" future proof, it's going to need to be built doggy-door style, so the Americans can get out, but the Mexicans can't get in!!! Go Don Don, you're the best!
William Thomas
William Thomas Hace 5 meses
As a federal worker I stand with Trump build that wall
Annabelle B
Annabelle B Hace 5 meses
Here that Americans, you need to make adjustments. Let me know how that work out for you?
Chisom Ikoku
Chisom Ikoku Hace 5 meses
"minty fresh"
kyshro
kyshro Hace 5 meses
IMPEACH.
Pit Friend
Pit Friend Hace 5 meses
Maybe these federal workers can get a small load of a million dollars from their fathers to tide them over?
Dean Smith
Dean Smith Hace 5 meses
Adjustments will be made!
TheBigBoot
TheBigBoot Hace 5 meses
Only 40 year old liberals think this guy is funny.
janschutz174
janschutz174 Hace 5 meses
So Trump says people can go without getting paying it’s no big deal then what’s his leverage ?
J H
J H Hace 5 meses
Not like you can either, Steven.
Tim Gleason
Tim Gleason Hace 5 meses
My father works for the food stamps department which is a division of the Department of Agriculture. His job is to review EBT applications from stores and to investigate store owners that are scamming the system (i.e. illegally cashing out food stamps, or allowing people to buy tobacco and alcohol with foodstamps.) This costs the federal government hundreds of millions of dollars a month. Good job, Trump.
doggiesarus
doggiesarus Hace 5 meses
Student lunches (and other money for food) is so necessary. There are some children whose school provided lunch is the only food that they can rely on. In our district, they have free lunch and also free breakfast for all students because poverty here is so bad. And this is mainland America!!!
Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones Hace 5 meses
Most Americans live paycheck to paycheck.. Trump is a spoiled rich kid who had everything handed to him ... it amazes me me how these are Trump supporters ... I really can't comprehend it.
Moon Cake
Moon Cake Hace 5 meses
Folks, the humanitarian and security (financially) crisis is happening among federal employees. Trump and his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, don't pay a dime of tax money while making millions millions of dollars every year. Who should pay for the wall?
elsa Grace
elsa Grace Hace 5 meses
Ha! Nor Trump is so pissed at Nancy Pelosi for standing up to him that he says he’s not going to provide FEMA to California fire insurance. He’s such a Bully POS.
kuzumisama
kuzumisama Hace 5 meses
Non nobis solum. Trump is a child.
Adolfo Vega
Adolfo Vega Hace 5 meses
you are the best!!! I love you show!!
Kyle Brock
Kyle Brock Hace 5 meses
Spoiled Donnie has never worked in his fake life. Just ask his fake wives, fake kids, fake reality television, fake casinos, fake advisors, fake lawyers, fake doctors, fake generals, and fake Americans who treat him like the second coming of fake Jesus.
Chris Paez
Chris Paez Hace 5 meses
Trump literally CAN’T RELATE.
LtColVenom
LtColVenom Hace 5 meses
The ironing is delicious. Trump has so little stake in the Republican party's future than he will single-handledly destroy their brand. In the meantime, lets ask again all those libertarian how they feel about the small government theory.
Måri
Måri Hace 5 meses
"They make apartments, they always do" 😡😡😡😡 no more!!!!
marc95
marc95 Hace 5 meses
guess who's i'm voting for on november 2020........not Trump
docette2015
docette2015 Hace 5 meses
It's like -- every day I think we've heard the worst to come out of his mouth, or the papers, and every frickin' day. . .
Raja Rajab
Raja Rajab Hace 5 meses
Donald Trump for 2020
Matthew Cuevas
Matthew Cuevas Hace 5 meses
This country will be dead before November 2020 at this rate.
Leroy Lowe
Leroy Lowe Hace 5 meses
Wait -- people don't want to go to work if they're not getting paid? What are they, communists?
Daniel Franklin
Daniel Franklin Hace 5 meses
What will this guy talk about when Trump is gone?
Julian Crooks
Julian Crooks Hace 5 meses
Freeze all politicians finances so they are as broke as employees not getting paid until they reach agreement
Rory Scottish
Rory Scottish Hace 5 meses
Wow
peoples Patriot
peoples Patriot Hace 5 meses
I'll take my back pay plus 200% interest compounded daily. Not going to pay me? I will withhold it from my taxes. No blood in this Stone.
Trina D
Trina D Hace 5 meses
Hoping changes are made sooner than Nov. 2020.👌🏽
IAW Studio
IAW Studio Hace 5 meses
😍
Beyond _SpaceTime
Beyond _SpaceTime Hace 5 meses
the shutdown is all caused by TRUMPs Massive EGO... period. there is no emergency , there is no crisis .. if that was the case why didn;t the Trump @ss lickers Rebulicans do anything in last 2 years when they had full control of the govt... Trump is the ultimate manipulator... so he knows he lost the mid terms and the House.. so he is pissed off and want to show he can make New House Dems bow down to him like the Rep Clowns.. in addition .. this is a classic trick from Hitler propaganda.. create a crisis and thus get more control and more divisions and more chaos.. in all this chaos.. he will try to bury Mueller probe or findings.. Also it is 2 birds with one stone ... he/ rep clowns hate govt.. so what better idea but to shut the damn thing and give it to private enterprises ( his friends).. he will kill the govt or part of it... any chance he gets.. AMERICA - YOU HAVE BASICALLY PUT A FOX TO GUARD THE HEN HOUSE... GOOD LUCK IF YOU HAVE ANY GOVT LEFT BY 2020. PUTIN MAFIA IS ORG@S MING EVERYDAY JUST BY SEEING HOW BEAUTIFUL THEiR PLAN TO DESTROY AMERICA IS WORKING.
denisg2000
denisg2000 Hace 5 meses
He just wants a wall to prevent his base from abandoning him. He’s a coward holding the us government for ransom to satisfy his ego.
ras222
ras222 Hace 5 meses
Do we really need a president? I mean seriously? I think the only thing Trump is proving to us is that we don't. Just saying.
John Stover
John Stover Hace 5 meses
"the people who are on the receiving end?? That's the problem, they're NOT receiving, thanks to Mr. Empathy here...
sandmanwake
sandmanwake Hace 5 meses
Donald is willing to help Federal workers out the same way his father helped him out--by giving each Federal worker a small personal loan of $1 million.
Tyler Keller
Tyler Keller Hace 5 meses
0:28 Gross....
Joseph Van Zandt
Joseph Van Zandt Hace 5 meses
We are going to get that wall, whether Colbert likes it or not. Put that in your hash pipe and smoke it, Stephen.
Gig 'Em
Gig 'Em Hace 5 meses
tRUMP and his family will be out of the WH very soon. Either in jail or impeached. Smoke that!
deano matic
deano matic Hace 5 meses
Open the gov after the furloughed workers have been not paid 5.6 bil dollars
Prophetess
Prophetess Hace 5 meses
MAGA. Go back to the barter system? Trump is insane; partly, because he thinks we can return to the barter system, but mostly, he's insane because his brain is in his toenails and every time he clips his toenails, he loses more brain, thereby rendering himself insane.
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