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Trump's Accomplishments, Cat Pee Parasite - Monologue- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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1 feb 2019

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Sapphire Riddles
Sapphire Riddles Hace 14 días
Trump would TOTALLY trade for magic beans.
Adam Bartlett
Adam Bartlett Hace 14 días
Hey all, just a heads up that parasites is far worse then any realize, 1st it's pandemic in raccoons now (so now unavailable) & belong to a group of parasites known as zombifying parasites & is the most likely thing to be able to cause a zombie outbreak. Oh well, at least the media finally noticed that it's way more dangerous to humans they we used to think. Adam
Max Cameron
Max Cameron Hace 17 días
I feel so bad that my parents have to live through this presidency in their older age... but then again, I feel bad for myself having to live through this while I’m young. Such memories I will have
michael eli
michael eli Hace 17 días
02:29 I noticed you 're doing more of these and I love it!
Jon Emery
Jon Emery Hace 17 días
Donnie Bone-Spur---An Idiot Is An Idiot and you are the biggest idiot that ever lived !!!!!!!!
Spike Mogy
Spike Mogy Hace 17 días
Haha! Seth was on point in this one.
NotMe,
NotMe, Hace 18 días
I just call it a stupid wall...
DKDexter999
DKDexter999 Hace 18 días
Is the peen/pee'n/however it's spelled (pin? as in Pinterest, just pronounced wrong?) slang for something or a social network we don't have / didn't get here in Europe?
Sasha T.
Sasha T. Hace 18 días
I know he is senile now. How do you accomplish the military.
David Birch
David Birch Hace 18 días
I actually winced at the ant joke.
hobbicles28
hobbicles28 Hace 18 días
Es ist schade, dass Stormy kein Mörder Kondom mit Trump verwendet hat. Dies ist ein Film, für den ich bezahlen würde Ich lache so viel, weil es lustig ist.
Rowena Ledanson
Rowena Ledanson Hace 18 días
that Baxter joke is hilarious :D
R. Whitaker
R. Whitaker Hace 18 días
Poor little Baxter 🐕
Erin Rutherford
Erin Rutherford Hace 19 días
Pretty solid jokes tonight
Jennifer Gridley
Jennifer Gridley Hace 19 días
Especially his 🐜😂😂😂😂😂
Antonio Balderas
Antonio Balderas Hace 19 días
Ben Affleck sux
Debra Clinkscale
Debra Clinkscale Hace 19 días
I liked the cockroach joke.... I like that we don't always take ourselves so seriously!!! Gotta enjoy the ride, even during this time.
James Harris
James Harris Hace 19 días
Why don't we all start calling him Don "Slats-Man" Trump? Or just "Slats-Man".
kdl28
kdl28 Hace 19 días
I learned a hard lesson over this idiot kumquat . NEVER TALK POLITICS WITH FAMILY . My sister is my bff. But two weeks ago I ask her what she thought of our president . She said she didn't care anything about politics , because she couldn't do anything about it . She said she had not watched any of his press conferences , didn't care. So I told her what I thought of our orange blob, BIG MISTAKE . It's been a sad two weeks for me.
Thomas Jennings
Thomas Jennings Hace 20 días
Last we don’t call it a wall this we week call it a wall....
coolocelot
coolocelot Hace 20 días
I also dated a cockroach last year
Peter Vesalius
Peter Vesalius Hace 20 días
The “ant” joke deserves a standing ovation! Hats off to you, sir.
Nick30468
Nick30468 Hace 20 días
Just a thought here. Perhaps it was one of those advisors around him pushed him to not call it wall in an attempt to make it sound more appealing. It would explain why trump is now ranting about how stupid it is to give it another name etc etc. To us, it looks like he's just arguing with himself, but perhaps he's annoyed (yet again) at his own advisors. Sure, it doesn't change anything, but it does once more paint the sort of person trump is. His advisors gave him advice. He decided he doesn't like the advice, which is fair...but rather than just deal with it and move on to whatever he wants to do, he goes and cries on twitter. It's not exactly the sign of a strong man.
Serious Viewer
Serious Viewer Hace 20 días
Didn't the Trumpster attend the New York Military Academy for several years? I'm sure he learned all he needed to know about our uniformed services there. After, has anyone looked into his grades and professors comments during his time at the Univ. of Pennsylvania?
small man
small man Hace 20 días
Dear Mr. Meyer, CCTV would cordially invite you to host our Chines New Year Prime Time Show. I know it is a rush. But your insights of your president is of the greatest value to the mass people of China. Since there is a great wall in our cyber space, most of our people could not enjoy your heartfelt thoughts. Therefore your immediate flying to Beijing is most appreciated and welcome. Thank you and have a Prosperous Pig Year. May you make a lot of money on exploiting Trump! We'll be in deep trouble if you do not show up, for not coming out with the brilliant idea before our supreme leader.
Spiritdove
Spiritdove Hace 20 días
plant some thorn bushes no way they get through those
Spiritdove
Spiritdove Hace 20 días
I thought we were calling it "peaches"?
D J
D J Hace 20 días
So what we've had a cockroach for president for over 2 years.
Infantivore
Infantivore Hace 20 días
Really? His A(u)nt? That one brought me actual physical pain 😂😭
famousmonster369 Beetlegeuse
Trump jokes are low picking fruit, but a gold mine for bad comedians - Norm Macdonald
Susan M Lauziere
Susan M Lauziere Hace 20 días
❤️🔥😍🌈😎
the last of the lemmings
The guns now a days go " paque, paqiue! Not bang bang!
mmarieden
mmarieden Hace 20 días
That cat study is not new and it's bologna.
Mary C
Mary C Hace 20 días
A WALL is a WALL, no matter where you fall. A PATTY is a PATTY, that's what I SAYYYYYEYEYYYEYEYYEYYY!
Jeffrey Mullen , I am the eggman
Seth is the biggest hack in media. Congratulations
Teri Browning
Teri Browning Hace 20 días
Stone. THE. FBI. IS. GRATE. FOR. PEOPLE. LIKE. YOU. AND. TRUMPDOGS. WITHOUT. THEM. JUST. THINK. WE. WOULD. HAVE. MORE. PEOPLE. LIKE. YOU. AND. THE. TRUMPDOGS. YOUR. JUST. NASTY. People. You. Get. What. You. Give. Your. Just. Like. TRUMPDOGS. CREEPY CROCK Criminal.
Skv2006
Skv2006 Hace 20 días
We forgot they don’t jobs, they want free college, free healthcare, free you name it now I see why Obama said Americans are lazy so vote 🗳 Democrate
Sarah Drosendahl
Sarah Drosendahl Hace 20 días
the cockroach hitting it off with his "ant" is my favorite, all bug jokes are the best :D
Gene Sanchez
Gene Sanchez Hace 20 días
Viví from main Methodist in San Antonio.love jebroden Call.
Marcella Foraker
Marcella Foraker Hace 20 días
Ok he is funny a comedian
Marcella Foraker
Marcella Foraker Hace 20 días
What a joke....
Crazy Diamond
Crazy Diamond Hace 20 días
"Stop playing political games!" What a hypocrite president.
Oma Cool
Oma Cool Hace 20 días
Ant mom
Tom Hendricks
Tom Hendricks Hace 20 días
Call it an iron curtain.
Tom Hendricks
Tom Hendricks Hace 20 días
S
AceFailure
AceFailure Hace 20 días
Lol Japan
monique copeland
monique copeland Hace 20 días
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Enoc Cantero
Enoc Cantero Hace 20 días
The man accomplished the military! Have some respect! Lol
kevingoto0123
kevingoto0123 Hace 20 días
Why don't we build a firewall to keep out Russian influence on our elections & nuclear missiles first ? Or just keep doing what Vlad tells you to do - shocking that he choose the later ...
adrienne
adrienne Hace 20 días
I still like Trump calling the wall peaches 😂🍑
Libtarded
Libtarded Hace 20 días
Obama couldn't serve, vaginal infection.
Leslie Taylor
Leslie Taylor Hace 20 días
And your biggest ass wipe that ever lived , how did you not get tje message ?
Young Han
Young Han Hace 20 días
Hey check out Charles Barkley SNL skit about arming Roaches to take out Roaches!!!
DJC4
DJC4 Hace 20 días
The best one yet Seth! Ant😂
Erica Brown
Erica Brown Hace 20 días
Stupid. Donald trump
Young Han
Young Han Hace 20 días
So cat ladies really are crazy?
Exposed Motion Cinematics
I have much pity for these NPCs. So sad so sad.
Raymond Cortes
Raymond Cortes Hace 21 un día
Lord a gaggle of useful idiots, and clueless morons,
Nelson Vega
Nelson Vega Hace 21 un día
Roger stone looks more llike a muppet ...
Donald McCarthy
Donald McCarthy Hace 21 un día
Trump loves slats (and bad spelling)
koayogi
koayogi Hace 21 un día
Lost puppy in Thailand? That place is overrun with stray dogs.
maivaiva
maivaiva Hace 21 un día
wanna see roger stone's peen? you don't have to look through his dick pics, just take a glance at his nose.
Patricia A
Patricia A Hace 21 un día
The ant joke was superb
bhutheman Akuma
bhutheman Akuma Hace 21 un día
She carried the dog 19 miles away from home...hahahahahahahahah
DialatedPupils
DialatedPupils Hace 21 un día
This shits actually funny. I identify as an amoeba.
Ana _M
Ana _M Hace 21 un día
“New pants.” That’s literal. ✌🏼😂
CJ
CJ Hace 21 un día
If you have seen Chicago the Musical, enjoy the Trump Cell Block Tango: esvid.net/video/vídeo-ihvgfU_g7LI.html
jeeeeeeees
jeeeeeeees Hace 21 un día
SPEAK THE NORMAL SPEED DAMNIT!
CAP198462
CAP198462 Hace 21 un día
Don’t need photos, but I would be curious if he gave it a dumb nickname, well writers, any ideas?
Kevin Porp
Kevin Porp Hace 21 un día
Die in a fire seth
sammygirl6910
sammygirl6910 Hace 21 un día
The wannabe entomologist in me appreciated the ant joke. 🦗🐜🕷️🐝
LongliveEDL
LongliveEDL Hace 21 un día
Sad when everyone commenting have not achieved a millionth of what the President has. Keep flapping your gums losers!
LongliveEDL
LongliveEDL Hace 21 un día
Seth myers is a dullard. Not funny in the slightest.
Martial.Lore
Martial.Lore Hace 21 un día
I just accomplished the ESvid... I think?
MICHAEL SNADDEN
MICHAEL SNADDEN Hace 21 un día
Wheels work! Walls work! So to hell with walls Go Wheels!
Terry Oesch
Terry Oesch Hace 21 un día
Us TRUMP supporters no dam well they are using you useful idiot's to overwhelm Americans with your stupidity using illegal immigrants and transgenderizedcowboys and bad news whores for hire by liars and liars
Lubri Mailasun
Lubri Mailasun Hace 21 un día
Speaking of stupidity, you seem not being able to comprehend that the plural form of an noun does not require an apostrophe. Also, your spelling is really really bad. Grammar school dropout I reckon? You would have to blame your marble smooth front cerebral lobes for that. I know I know, you don’t understand what I’m speaking, it is just the 60% Neanderthal DNA inside you that’s at work. Don’t worry, you will soon join your full blooded relatives in no time.
Andrew C
Andrew C Hace 21 un día
Learned about the gondii in toxicologii.
Stefen Chapman
Stefen Chapman Hace 21 un día
Way to steal Colbert's entire show, you can't just start copying the guy. I get it it shows doing better but it's because he's better at what he does. You just need to get better at what you do.
Joaquin Reyes
Joaquin Reyes Hace 21 un día
The peeen!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Joe Mama
Joe Mama Hace 21 un día
The stable genius is at it again 🤣
Barry Kaine
Barry Kaine Hace 21 un día
He "accomplished the military"...? How incredibly stupid, and criminally negligent, of the duties of his office, does this incompetent POS get to be, before he is removed from office? Our government needs the ability to hold a vote of no confidence to remove a president, similar to the workings of a parliamentary democracy. Especially when we end up with one of these minority elected jackasses (like djt&gwb), who act like they have some kind of popular mandate from the people.
Geoff Aldwinckle
Geoff Aldwinckle Hace 21 un día
The guns might not be the only thing he bang-banged
Minty
Minty Hace 21 un día
That parasite is old fucking news but every few years you see an article on it written as though it was just discovered.
Kyle Brock
Kyle Brock Hace 21 un día
A brick is a brick, donnie is a rock.
Edward Pincus
Edward Pincus Hace 21 un día
And I accomplished an enema. Wow, do I feel unburdened. Perhaps a high-colonic might open the blockage between Mr. Trump's lower guts and his stultified brain?
waheeda mohammed
waheeda mohammed Hace 21 un día
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Poor Baxter, I am calling PETA right now!
crocketmeow
crocketmeow Hace 21 un día
Toxoplasmosis
DuhBeers Z
DuhBeers Z Hace 21 un día
“I accomplished the military” 🤦🏾‍♂️
BeachBum
BeachBum Hace 21 un día
That runner took someone' dinner.
Mike Orr
Mike Orr Hace 21 un día
Legend has it, the ant joke may have been the best subtle joke, ever told.
undefined undefined
undefined undefined Hace 21 un día
Dogshitlovers
chad Thomas
chad Thomas Hace 21 un día
I hope Baxter made it home
nickrich56
nickrich56 Hace 21 un día
Nothing funny about Japan re-opening the whale hunt. They should eat the roaches they repopulate faster.
Andrew Beasley
Andrew Beasley Hace 21 un día
His appreciation for bad puns warms my heart
Charles Partrick
Charles Partrick Hace 21 un día
Farther away not further away
Mary Lou Johnson
Mary Lou Johnson Hace 21 un día
bUT,,,,,,,daddy you told us we can call it a PEACH !!!!! I WANT TO CALL IT A PEACH, NOT A WALL YOU TOLD ME YOU DON'T CARE WHAT WE CALL IT.....BUILD MY PEACH, BUILD MY PEACH.
Evil Gary
Evil Gary Hace 21 un día
2:40 That's a funny way to do a Thai accent.
E MP
E MP Hace 21 un día
Omg the aunt thing had me dying for air... Seth is a king among men lol.
Dawn Swenor
Dawn Swenor Hace 21 un día
Seth is a complete moron! Idiotic immature ferret looking poor excuse for a “man”.....
capitalknockers666
capitalknockers666 Hace 21 un día
Maybe you shouldn't watch these videos then. It will do wonders for all the hurt your butt is experiencing.
B. Stone
B. Stone Hace 21 un día
Trumps accomplishment is a peepee parasite?
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