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Trump's Accomplishments, Cat Pee Parasite - Monologue- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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1 feb 2019

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Tucker Bowen
Tucker Bowen Hace 11 días
i miss Batfleck already
Sapphire Riddles
Sapphire Riddles Hace 6 meses
Trump would TOTALLY trade for magic beans.
Adam Bartlett
Adam Bartlett Hace 6 meses
Hey all, just a heads up that parasites is far worse then any realize, 1st it's pandemic in raccoons now (so now unavailable) & belong to a group of parasites known as zombifying parasites & is the most likely thing to be able to cause a zombie outbreak. Oh well, at least the media finally noticed that it's way more dangerous to humans they we used to think. Adam
Max Cameron
Max Cameron Hace 6 meses
I feel so bad that my parents have to live through this presidency in their older age... but then again, I feel bad for myself having to live through this while I’m young. Such memories I will have
michael eli
michael eli Hace 6 meses
02:29 I noticed you 're doing more of these and I love it!
Jon Emery
Jon Emery Hace 6 meses
Donnie Bone-Spur---An Idiot Is An Idiot and you are the biggest idiot that ever lived !!!!!!!!
Spike Mogy
Spike Mogy Hace 6 meses
Haha! Seth was on point in this one.
NotMe,
NotMe, Hace 6 meses
I just call it a stupid wall...
DKDexter999
DKDexter999 Hace 6 meses
Is the peen/pee'n/however it's spelled (pin? as in Pinterest, just pronounced wrong?) slang for something or a social network we don't have / didn't get here in Europe?
Sasha T.
Sasha T. Hace 6 meses
I know he is senile now. How do you accomplish the military.
David Birch
David Birch Hace 6 meses
I actually winced at the ant joke.
hobbicles28
hobbicles28 Hace 6 meses
Es ist schade, dass Stormy kein Mörder Kondom mit Trump verwendet hat. Dies ist ein Film, für den ich bezahlen würde Ich lache so viel, weil es lustig ist.
Rowena Ledanson
Rowena Ledanson Hace 6 meses
that Baxter joke is hilarious :D
R. Whitaker
R. Whitaker Hace 6 meses
Poor little Baxter 🐕
Erin Rutherford
Erin Rutherford Hace 6 meses
Pretty solid jokes tonight
Jennifer Gridley
Jennifer Gridley Hace 6 meses
Especially his 🐜😂😂😂😂😂
Antonio Fuentes
Antonio Fuentes Hace 6 meses
Ben Affleck sux
Debra Clinkscale
Debra Clinkscale Hace 6 meses
I liked the cockroach joke.... I like that we don't always take ourselves so seriously!!! Gotta enjoy the ride, even during this time.
James Harris
James Harris Hace 6 meses
Why don't we all start calling him Don "Slats-Man" Trump? Or just "Slats-Man".
Storm
Storm Hace 6 meses
I learned a hard lesson over this idiot kumquat . NEVER TALK POLITICS WITH FAMILY . My sister is my bff. But two weeks ago I ask her what she thought of our president . She said she didn't care anything about politics , because she couldn't do anything about it . She said she had not watched any of his press conferences , didn't care. So I told her what I thought of our orange blob, BIG MISTAKE . It's been a sad two weeks for me.
Thomas Jennings
Thomas Jennings Hace 6 meses
Last we don’t call it a wall this we week call it a wall....
coolocelot
coolocelot Hace 6 meses
I also dated a cockroach last year
Peter Vesalius
Peter Vesalius Hace 6 meses
The “ant” joke deserves a standing ovation! Hats off to you, sir.
Nick30468
Nick30468 Hace 6 meses
Just a thought here. Perhaps it was one of those advisors around him pushed him to not call it wall in an attempt to make it sound more appealing. It would explain why trump is now ranting about how stupid it is to give it another name etc etc. To us, it looks like he's just arguing with himself, but perhaps he's annoyed (yet again) at his own advisors. Sure, it doesn't change anything, but it does once more paint the sort of person trump is. His advisors gave him advice. He decided he doesn't like the advice, which is fair...but rather than just deal with it and move on to whatever he wants to do, he goes and cries on twitter. It's not exactly the sign of a strong man.
Serious Viewer
Serious Viewer Hace 6 meses
Didn't the Trumpster attend the New York Military Academy for several years? I'm sure he learned all he needed to know about our uniformed services there. After, has anyone looked into his grades and professors comments during his time at the Univ. of Pennsylvania?
small man
small man Hace 6 meses
Dear Mr. Meyer, CCTV would cordially invite you to host our Chines New Year Prime Time Show. I know it is a rush. But your insights of your president is of the greatest value to the mass people of China. Since there is a great wall in our cyber space, most of our people could not enjoy your heartfelt thoughts. Therefore your immediate flying to Beijing is most appreciated and welcome. Thank you and have a Prosperous Pig Year. May you make a lot of money on exploiting Trump! We'll be in deep trouble if you do not show up, for not coming out with the brilliant idea before our supreme leader.
Spiritdove
Spiritdove Hace 6 meses
plant some thorn bushes no way they get through those
Spiritdove
Spiritdove Hace 6 meses
I thought we were calling it "peaches"?
D J
D J Hace 6 meses
So what we've had a cockroach for president for over 2 years.
Infantivore
Infantivore Hace 6 meses
Really? His A(u)nt? That one brought me actual physical pain 😂😭
famousmonster369 Beetlegeuse
Trump jokes are low picking fruit, but a gold mine for bad comedians - Norm Macdonald
Susan M Lauziere
Susan M Lauziere Hace 6 meses
❤️🔥😍🌈😎
the last of the lemmings
The guns now a days go " paque, paqiue! Not bang bang!
mmarieden
mmarieden Hace 6 meses
That cat study is not new and it's bologna.
Mary C
Mary C Hace 6 meses
A WALL is a WALL, no matter where you fall. A PATTY is a PATTY, that's what I SAYYYYYEYEYYYEYEYYEYYY!
Jeffrey Mullen , I am the eggman
Seth is the biggest hack in media. Congratulations
Teri Browning
Teri Browning Hace 6 meses
Stone. THE. FBI. IS. GRATE. FOR. PEOPLE. LIKE. YOU. AND. TRUMPDOGS. WITHOUT. THEM. JUST. THINK. WE. WOULD. HAVE. MORE. PEOPLE. LIKE. YOU. AND. THE. TRUMPDOGS. YOUR. JUST. NASTY. People. You. Get. What. You. Give. Your. Just. Like. TRUMPDOGS. CREEPY CROCK Criminal.
Skv2006
Skv2006 Hace 6 meses
We forgot they don’t jobs, they want free college, free healthcare, free you name it now I see why Obama said Americans are lazy so vote 🗳 Democrate
Sarah Drosendahl
Sarah Drosendahl Hace 6 meses
the cockroach hitting it off with his "ant" is my favorite, all bug jokes are the best :D
Gene Sanchez
Gene Sanchez Hace 6 meses
Viví from main Methodist in San Antonio.love jebroden Call.
Marcella Foraker
Marcella Foraker Hace 6 meses
Ok he is funny a comedian
Marcella Foraker
Marcella Foraker Hace 6 meses
What a joke....
Eugene Ax
Eugene Ax Hace 6 meses
"Stop playing political games!" What a hypocrite president.
Oma Cool
Oma Cool Hace 6 meses
Ant mom
Tom Hendricks
Tom Hendricks Hace 6 meses
Call it an iron curtain.
Tom Hendricks
Tom Hendricks Hace 6 meses
S
AceFailure
AceFailure Hace 6 meses
Lol Japan
monique copeland
monique copeland Hace 6 meses
kidsearnmoney.co/share/Moet40
Enoc Cantero
Enoc Cantero Hace 6 meses
The man accomplished the military! Have some respect! Lol
kevingoto0123
kevingoto0123 Hace 6 meses
Why don't we build a firewall to keep out Russian influence on our elections & nuclear missiles first ? Or just keep doing what Vlad tells you to do - shocking that he choose the later ...
adrienne
adrienne Hace 6 meses
I still like Trump calling the wall peaches 😂🍑
Libtarded
Libtarded Hace 6 meses
Obama couldn't serve, vaginal infection.
Leslie Taylor
Leslie Taylor Hace 6 meses
And your biggest ass wipe that ever lived , how did you not get tje message ?
Young Han
Young Han Hace 6 meses
Hey check out Charles Barkley SNL skit about arming Roaches to take out Roaches!!!
DJC4
DJC4 Hace 6 meses
The best one yet Seth! Ant😂
Erica Brown
Erica Brown Hace 6 meses
Stupid. Donald trump
Young Han
Young Han Hace 6 meses
So cat ladies really are crazy?
Exposed Motion Cinematics
I have much pity for these NPCs. So sad so sad.
Raymond Cortes
Raymond Cortes Hace 6 meses
Lord a gaggle of useful idiots, and clueless morons,
Nelson Vega
Nelson Vega Hace 6 meses
Roger stone looks more llike a muppet ...
Donald McCarthy
Donald McCarthy Hace 6 meses
Trump loves slats (and bad spelling)
koayogi
koayogi Hace 6 meses
Lost puppy in Thailand? That place is overrun with stray dogs.
maivaiva
maivaiva Hace 6 meses
wanna see roger stone's peen? you don't have to look through his dick pics, just take a glance at his nose.
Patricia A
Patricia A Hace 6 meses
The ant joke was superb
bhutheman Akuma
bhutheman Akuma Hace 6 meses
She carried the dog 19 miles away from home...hahahahahahahahah
DialatedPupils
DialatedPupils Hace 6 meses
This shits actually funny. I identify as an amoeba.
Ana _M
Ana _M Hace 6 meses
“New pants.” That’s literal. ✌🏼😂
CJ
CJ Hace 6 meses
If you have seen Chicago the Musical, enjoy the Trump Cell Block Tango: esvid.net/video/v%C3%ADdeo-ihvgfU_g7LI.html
jeeeeeeees
jeeeeeeees Hace 6 meses
SPEAK THE NORMAL SPEED DAMNIT!
CAP198462
CAP198462 Hace 6 meses
Don’t need photos, but I would be curious if he gave it a dumb nickname, well writers, any ideas?
Kevin Porp
Kevin Porp Hace 6 meses
Die in a fire seth
sammygirl6910
sammygirl6910 Hace 6 meses
The wannabe entomologist in me appreciated the ant joke. 🦗🐜🕷️🐝
LongliveEDL
LongliveEDL Hace 6 meses
Sad when everyone commenting have not achieved a millionth of what the President has. Keep flapping your gums losers!
LongliveEDL
LongliveEDL Hace 6 meses
Seth myers is a dullard. Not funny in the slightest.
Martial.Lore
Martial.Lore Hace 6 meses
I just accomplished the ESvid... I think?
MICHAEL SNADDEN
MICHAEL SNADDEN Hace 6 meses
Wheels work! Walls work! So to hell with walls Go Wheels!
Terry Oesch
Terry Oesch Hace 6 meses
Us TRUMP supporters no dam well they are using you useful idiot's to overwhelm Americans with your stupidity using illegal immigrants and transgenderizedcowboys and bad news whores for hire by liars and liars
Andrew C
Andrew C Hace 6 meses
Learned about the gondii in toxicologii.
Stefen Chapman
Stefen Chapman Hace 6 meses
Way to steal Colbert's entire show, you can't just start copying the guy. I get it it shows doing better but it's because he's better at what he does. You just need to get better at what you do.
Joaquin Reyes
Joaquin Reyes Hace 6 meses
The peeen!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Joe Mama
Joe Mama Hace 6 meses
The stable genius is at it again 🤣
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