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Trump's Brain Instrument Is On The Fritz Again

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Unable to properly respond to Trump's loopy Montana speech, Stephen introduces a new segment: The Late Show's Counterpoint From a Man Who Just Got Hit on the Head with a Sack of Bricks.
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Gytis Gytis
Gytis Gytis Hace 25 días
And here we have another talk show host. A person who has achieved greatness! So why wouldnt we take his opinion seriously, especially on someone as pathetic as Trump, who has achieved nothing, except for earning hundreds of millions and becoming president of the united states. Here is an idea, how about you march on to politics, Mr Colbert, and prove it to all of us how great you are? Just another fucking clown, who thinks Trump is "too mean :((((", who thinks the abominations like trans people are "just normal people" and who just follows the mindset of the herd. If the standard was that "gay is bad", we would see Colbert bashing gays. If it was "dogs are bad pets", he would hate on them as well. Thats how today's society is, we think "good" is what most people think is "good", but both "good" and "bad" are just subjective things. Thats why we should follow LOGIC, and not MORALITY.
geoff dearth
geoff dearth Hace un mes
I know people have suggested he doesn't have an organ and now it has been confirmed from the horse's mouth.
John Doe
John Doe Hace un mes
Someday I hope our paths cross you Treasonous Coward....
Maya
Maya Hace un mes
Omg yes 😏
Carol Ondrey
Carol Ondrey Hace un mes
What Trump is spewing here is pure IDIOCY. He's a moron and a pathological braggart. Who are those people behind him? Aliens from some other world? Why can't they see that he is INSANE ?
Keith
Keith Hace un mes
TRUMP 🚂🚋🚃🚎🚃🚋🚎🇺🇸
刘宇龙
刘宇龙 Hace 2 meses
法王,老佛爷,,,幼主。 東王帝众術学,不矛盾吧,,,?。 尋替身而代责,己众又自恋己皃,而不是佛神天使皃,桌头乩皆以己旧皃样而奪舍,,,?,贞理和真理教,不同覽教,,,哪?。
Linda Berghmans
Linda Berghmans Hace 2 meses
Trump has no organ?
Memesterchief Sirus
Memesterchief Sirus Hace 2 meses
Shinto shrine.
R 3
R 3 Hace 2 meses
How did he get 61 million votes? ?
Gottenhimfella
Gottenhimfella Hace 2 meses
You're right. Even if Russia swayed quite a few impressionable minds (which is probably realistically unknowable) it's frightening that tens of millions of people could bring themselves to award the top job to a bottom feeder with such conspicuous limitations.
Christian Petersen
Christian Petersen Hace 2 meses
Only in America can a person that truly belongs in the asylum, become president due to a corrupt version of Democracy!
MrSkevich
MrSkevich Hace 2 meses
sack of bricks guy sounded more intelligent
AmethystWoman
AmethystWoman Hace 3 meses
Perfect example of out of touch. DNA test is $99, to him that's $2. A medical DNA test is much much more.
Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa Hace 3 meses
Yes Elton has an organ like a brain, Donald Trump doesn't have any organs, or guitars.
Armando Olivares
Armando Olivares Hace 3 meses
Trump doesn't get ideas, he gets "BRAIN FARTS"
Alexandria Reynoso
Alexandria Reynoso Hace 3 meses
I need to buy many boxes of Kleenexes. This makes me cried!
ForTheSakeOf SanityAndSuch
Thank you Colbert, ive been waiting for an adequate representation of how i precieve Trump's "speeches".... Finally i feel less alone!
Noel Brown
Noel Brown Hace 3 meses
Who in the world with the right mind talk like that? I mean how much delusion does it take for a person to present himself in that manner? The crowd is cheering THAT? Just wow.
Charles Bombaugh
Charles Bombaugh Hace 3 meses
He has lost his Pecker
Larry White
Larry White Hace 3 meses
I wonder if trump supporters have children or grandchildren that will have to live in the toxic world, mental , social and physical, that trump is creating? Trump doesn't need to just be impeached, his whole presidency needs to be abolished.
u1
u1 Hace 3 meses
Talking of American shitesters listening more american shitesters Colbert army script writer's. He suffers Trump mania. Every sentence mentions Trump.
Julie W.
Julie W. Hace 3 meses
WTF is Trump talking about? Broken records????? And this is the US President??? And some Americans STILL back him? Do they KNOW that Trump said, "We'll [United States] never default on any loans, because we can always just print more money." SERIOUSLY!!!! THIS IS WHO THEIR PRESIDENT IS!!! This idiot, who doesn't know how basic economics works, and who has no idea what hyperinflation is or how that is created (just "printing more money" would make the US dollar worthless, and would send you into a depression, probably a Great Depression - oh yeah, and the world) is writing fiscal policy for the United States???
james mendiola
james mendiola Hace 3 meses
It’s code for something.
David Boudreau
David Boudreau Hace 3 meses
No ORGAN, treasontrump is DICKLESS!
Karen Mendoza
Karen Mendoza Hace 3 meses
Holy crap
Lamont Richie
Lamont Richie Hace 3 meses
Hilarious!!
Luna Azule
Luna Azule Hace 4 meses
Trump and charity? Now that's a laugh. Thanks Colbert, I needed that.
Jody Schwieger
Jody Schwieger Hace 4 meses
Stephanie Colbert's man crush on Trump is on the fritz again :-) #colbertmancrushontrump #hypocriticalsellout #oneweirdear
Julie Popp
Julie Popp Hace 4 meses
This shit I hear is amazing, again trumpet is dumb as a rug. So so uneducated, scary this joker has the power. Colbert hit this right on, just say words all mixed up and you just described #45, amazing!
Josh Guyette
Josh Guyette Hace 4 meses
Trump is a racist pig. Trump has no organs, not even a heart.
Jarita Gupta
Jarita Gupta Hace 4 meses
i came back here to laugh again :D .... USA, you have it good ! :D :D
Priestly Lotus
Priestly Lotus Hace 4 meses
"no organ.." as suspected.
Claudia Adele
Claudia Adele Hace 4 meses
0:38 This sly dig at the 'Me Too' generation really bothers me and I haven't seen many comments about it. The impression I got was that he was belittling the movement (a perfectly valid one that brings attention to an issue that has been silenced for far too long) to depict younger generations negatively and as overly sensitive . Basically, he's invalidating the more progressive generations so that he can continue disrespecting and silencing marginalised groups, and at the same time, drawing attention away from the fact that all his success is due to his privilege. and why the fuck are all his speeches about how great he thinks he is? are all this asshole's decisions based on how best to inflate his own ego? isn't the PRESIDENT supposed to be focused on all the other people in your giant dystopian country? as an australian, i am incredibly confused.
Mann Holloway
Mann Holloway Hace 4 meses
Wow Indian?!?!?
Informed Choice
Informed Choice Hace 4 meses
In a way Trump is great because he demonstrates without a doubt that a portion of the US public is absolutely mental and that the Democratic party has all the credibility and elan of a bag a battered bollocks. On the other hand it's very worrying for the world wide death machine shebang which is the US of A. Ironically though, Trump has killed fewer people than the last few presidents. Sha-moan Trump! esvid.net/video/vídeo-wG2DOnt8fvQ.html
Daniel Pardejo
Daniel Pardejo Hace 4 meses
That LoTR footnote XD "There is no way I could be the Devil cause I see no ring on this finger" XD
Paul Makinson
Paul Makinson Hace 4 meses
This man cannot form a complete sentence. Not can he follow a line of reasoning from its premises to its conclusion. He just rambles on, changing direction seemingly at random. His thoughts follow the trajectory of a bumblebee. His attention span is that of a canary.
Troll Em' All
Troll Em' All Hace 4 meses
Just imagine Obama comparing his crowdsizes to those of musicians and rambling on how important the mouth and the brain are. I think the Republicans would have started with the processes for the exercise of the 25th amendmant before the speech was over.
Wrong Turn
Wrong Turn Hace 4 meses
"I will give a million dollars to your fsvourite charity" - he does know that monopoly money isn't real, right?
Wrong Turn
Wrong Turn Hace 4 meses
The most important part of a ruler is the heart. Having a ruler with a heart and no brain is better than the best brain without a heart.
Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson Hace 4 meses
Brain late night comedians. Just a bunch of whining little girls.
CocoGalusha
CocoGalusha Hace 4 meses
He says he doesn't have an organ? Obviously. He's been missing his brain this whole time.
Luna Azule
Luna Azule Hace 4 meses
Can't miss what you don't have.
Sean Knutson
Sean Knutson Hace 4 meses
That was still more coherent than Trump's speeches.
Sean Knutson
Sean Knutson Hace 4 meses
"Hopefully the brain is attached to the mouth." Yeah, that sounds like wishful thinking to me.
Nah!!Hey!HEY,hooray! James
Stephen Colbert SHOW:)what is the meaning of underdog?
yetausern
yetausern Hace 4 meses
I'm not sure if he means record discs or the other type of record
Valerie Mc Phail
Valerie Mc Phail Hace 4 meses
The situation is getting dangerously serious. So much backing still is the troubling, puzzling worst of it.
Top Feed Coco
Top Feed Coco Hace 4 meses
This guy's not funny. I think he used to be slightly funny on the old Daily Show, but this is sad. It's like watching an elderly cruise ship comedian just phoning it in. Not only that, but that the entire show is about trying to bash on Trump is so forced and just... not funny. And I see all the muppets in the comments here completely lock-step following their weak anti-champion. Where was this supposed outrage with Obama (It's been proven that his birth certificate is a forgery you know. You are aware of that, you've looked into that at all?) Or the outrage for the Clinton Crime Family? Bill & Hillary Coke dealing Mena, Murder-fest, pedophile Epstine islanders, perjurers, war criminals, treasonous nuclear arms tech selling to China and on and on and on Haitian refugee $ stealing 99% of the "relief $. You people that go for this lame propaganda are really stupid and clawing for anything to try and bring down the only presadent in modern history that wasn't some sort of owned career politician and a success his whole life, oh but yeah he's only 90% as rich as he claims to you morons, wow, what a gotcha. Your ship is on fire and you can dress up in little black pajamas and masks, and attack legitimate peaceful protesters while their backs are turned because you have no ideas and no arguments, but you're going to lose in a BIG way and we will remember each and every one of you who tried destroying this great nation with your cowardly communism and warped and perverted Hollywood "elite" "Culture-makers" that have debased morality in this late stage decadent imperialism, but you will lose to real men with real values and real families and culture and will be forgotten all but for the teachable lessons of subterfuge, demoralization, and slow intergenerational hostile coup de ta , and for achieving a new and utterly disgusting low possibly not seen since the days of Sodom & Gomorra, and will stand as a permanent reminder of what corruption, immorality, permissiveness and decadence wrought upon the Earth once upon a time in a nightmare.
candace wunderlich
candace wunderlich Hace 4 meses
“If I only had a brain”
Omni Chrome
Omni Chrome Hace 4 meses
Elton John has an organ....but Trump doesn’t....apparently, he doesn’t *need* one!
Olivia Lim
Olivia Lim Hace 4 meses
Trump's supporters clap for that nonsense?! It actually makes sense to them? What.
Valkia-INNOS
Valkia-INNOS Hace 4 meses
How many days remained to Trump to be a president? :) Somehow i think Trump will candidate again on next presidency elections. These kind of freaks always do... and if it happens to be elected again, then America deserves him and his racism. Sorry for asking again folks, but did he ever mention to turn White House into Yellow House? I bet Trump is thinking on that too.
Leilani Zhang
Leilani Zhang Hace 4 meses
ERR U TEH BREIN SHPECIALISHT
Sarah Johns
Sarah Johns Hace 4 meses
Trump "Has no organ" Bwahahhahahaha The Brain.. Heh
ThatBoringOne
ThatBoringOne Hace 4 meses
Are his supporters really not worried when they see this? Not even a little "Gee, that's a little incoherent, maybe this wasn't exactly what I thought it would be"?
Devil Doll
Devil Doll Hace 4 meses
I kept checking the date thinking these were from the election period. Holy crap. Yes, our president keeps acting like a grade schooler! I'm scared
La La
La La Hace 4 meses
He just.... strings words together and.... none of it makes sense....
Brian Frandsen
Brian Frandsen Hace 4 meses
Colbert, what do you know about the illuminati? Jim Carey seems to think the talk show host know very well what it is.
MrNormHar
MrNormHar Hace 4 meses
Even the folks behind him have that "WTF" look. Well, most of them, always have the Kool-Aid fans present.
Culilus
Culilus Hace 4 meses
How can anyone listen to Trump and still support someone that stupid? Forget that Trump is a traitor and criminal... how can anyone be so stupid that they listen to Trump speak and think "wow, he'd make a good leader!"
Mike N
Mike N Hace 4 meses
What are all you dumb shifts going to do for the next 6 years while he is President.
Marta Peterson Womack
I think he should be the one to have a DNA test and then publicly share the results before ever saying another word about "Pocahontas." (Does he even care that calling her that is a racial slur?) He'll be surprised at his own multiple heritages.
ronald sugden
ronald sugden Hace 4 meses
steven i have a bias on pscholigist im totally against baker acts and forced medication... and commerical teases youve seen the ads. also i would like basic internet access its like the internet has less info then it did 2007 and we should be makeing a way forward all i see now are bits a fragments. and somebody need to get bill gate to fix my xbox only looter steve, also your new channel and gameshows annoy me but i like your show tip though get younger guest especially good looking women hire a younger male audience with some brains the colbert report will go down in history as one of the greastest daily show spin off ever. my concern is finding a girl and getting impregnated hows that for a goal. what id is my job to be reinstated. i wanna work where the honey flows like maple syrup. i have no forms of communication besides telemarketers and and occasion geico and car commerial
ronald sugden
ronald sugden Hace 4 meses
im irish and indian heritage
npo64
npo64 Hace 4 meses
OMG, he's so boring!
El Catto
El Catto Hace 4 meses
Trump tried to make some sort of dumb analogy, that didn't make any sense in the end, and had a huge brain fart in the process.
Janette Mcgregor
Janette Mcgregor Hace 4 meses
If those ppl behind Trump who r clapping him understand wtf hes on about..they r as thick as pigs shit like him
Cookies Creme
Cookies Creme Hace 4 meses
What.
bigraviolees
bigraviolees Hace 4 meses
he makes up for being stupid by waving his hands and arms all around like a posing peacock. The more he waves his hands the smarter he is (in his head
jay olson
jay olson Hace 4 meses
trumpers.. i really want you to explain what he's saying in his rant. there was cheering, so evidently you seem to understand him. what does elton have to do with montana? what is this about needing space for basketball and hockey? what records is he talking about?
Nick30468
Nick30468 Hace 4 meses
all you have to do to show trump is just terrible at his job is to just...show his speaking. no jokes needed, just his words. and yet, people still support this guy. I worry more about their brains than trumps. you realize it's not a political stance to not want stupidity, right? since when is pro-stupidity a political stance? you can be conservative without being stupid, remember? there was a time where that was the norm. don't you want that back?
Lance Weagley
Lance Weagley Hace 4 meses
This is one of my favorite bits you've ever done. Props
Buddha The monk
Buddha The monk Hace 4 meses
This was fucking hilarious. Thanks, Stephen!
Silvana716
Silvana716 Hace 4 meses
What exactly is the "me too" generation? Does he even know what "me too" applies to, or has he put up a wall because it might apply to his history of sexual assault?
Claudia Adele
Claudia Adele Hace 4 meses
The impression I got was that he was belittling the movement (a perfectly valid one that brings attention to an issue that has been silenced for far too long) to depict younger generations negatively and as overly sensitive . Basically, he's invalidating the more progressive generations so that he can continue disrespecting and silencing marginalised groups, and at the same time, drawing attention away from the fact that all his success is due to his privilege.
Dump Trump
Dump Trump Hace 4 meses
Geezus.. shoot it already
Karrie pink
Karrie pink Hace 4 meses
Trump admits to not having an organ.....guess he can't see it over his belly
DankNSpank
DankNSpank Hace 4 meses
The "organ" that you claim to not have is otherwise known as "the brain".
DankNSpank
DankNSpank Hace 4 meses
"Again"?
Cesar Sanchez
Cesar Sanchez Hace 4 meses
He's a very stable moron
Leen Strijk
Leen Strijk Hace 4 meses
If his brain is connected to his mouth, he is the one person I would watch puking.
Emma Klinsmann
Emma Klinsmann Hace 4 meses
aya.. this idiot again
Totally Nameless
Totally Nameless Hace 4 meses
He's not crazy. He's an asshole, though he may also be mentally ill. No need to use ableist insults.
grrdpablo1
grrdpablo1 Hace 4 meses
Hey Colbert, Samo samo samo monologue. Not really funny. Try something else Man.
Top Lobster
Top Lobster Hace 4 meses
I'm just a humble Norwegian, unfamiliar with the complex politics of the United States, but why does the US president's speeches sound like my granddad's drunken ramblings down at the pub after a long day gutting fish?
Kelly Kurt
Kelly Kurt Hace 4 meses
Impeach? Institutionalize!
Cathy Harding
Cathy Harding Hace 4 meses
What is he actually saying!
tonyatthebeach
tonyatthebeach Hace 4 meses
The US has given us George W and now this clown. It's about time we reverted to the 13 colonies, your little independence experiment has turned to shit.
Karina Flower
Karina Flower Hace 4 meses
Damn. I was really really hooping he was going to bring out Elton John. That would have been perfect.
Linda Turcotte
Linda Turcotte Hace 4 meses
His mouth is attached to the organ.....
BeastNation2009
BeastNation2009 Hace 4 meses
It just goes to show that old quote to be true, "a mind is a terrible thing to waste."
Tynesha Claiborne
Tynesha Claiborne Hace 4 meses
What is he TALKING about? Does he just ramble on about nonsense at ALL his rallies?
Tynesha Claiborne
Tynesha Claiborne Hace 4 meses
michele hatfield Can't argue with that
michele hatfield
michele hatfield Hace 4 meses
Probably. I think he's trying to be some kind of stand-up comedian, just like his good friend, Roseanne Barr. The only thing is, he's not really even funny.
Raysers1
Raysers1 Hace 4 meses
Let's hope that Trump doesn't go further down into "Coocoo Canyon!"
Pierre Knoesen
Pierre Knoesen Hace 4 meses
I weep for us, when he with name of a DUCK is allowed to run free... oh one forgets, he with name of a DUCK is elected Pres of the USofA...shit fall on us...there is something wrong here , no ? ...
George Hawley
George Hawley Hace 4 meses
Trump is an endless source of comedic material. What a stupid jerk!
Isaac Liu
Isaac Liu Hace 4 meses
Reminded me of Palin
Glitters go
Glitters go Hace 5 meses
Trump seems to be on some kind of mushroom or LSD. He completely lost it in his little bubble.
Greg Hudson
Greg Hudson Hace 5 meses
This display of stupidity would be embarrassing and sad except this guy is president. This is his agenda.
wonderlizz
wonderlizz Hace 5 meses
He's so freakin embarrassing and mental. I hope the world doesn't think we are all like this or approve of this.
ClareBearPhD
ClareBearPhD Hace 5 meses
Yes, Elton John has an organ. And it's much bigger than Trump's.
Wayne Palmar
Wayne Palmar Hace 5 meses
no organ daaaammmnnn
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